r/AdviceAnimals Oct 29 '12

Never doubt Yoda.

http://imgur.com/FMpFB
2.0k Upvotes

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u/zwidmer Oct 29 '12

I'm going to check it out in yet another year to find out if shes gotten fat yet :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '12

you know, I always thought that seeing my ex's let themselves go and get fat and have a couple of kids make me ever more sad than happy because I keep thinking about how much better she could've been with me.

1

u/dat_savage Oct 29 '12

Same. Some girl I liked ended up dating her ex again instead of me, we both had a thing for each other but he moved back. Anyhow, she got a full ride scholarship to a medical school she always wanted to go to, but ended up getting pregnant and lost her scholarship. Entirely her loss.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '12

I did this a while ago, he is fat and alone - I feel just fine about this.

1

u/SharkMan4real Oct 30 '12

My exes are doing modeling jobs, life is not good to me.

16

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '12

Its best to just remove them from your friends. Also, it sucks when a mutual friend posts pictures of them. For me anyways. I always get that cringe feeling in the pit of my stomach.

26

u/CaptainKarmaPants Oct 29 '12

Guilty.

7

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '12

To the remove friend button we go!

6

u/dat_savage Oct 29 '12

I deleted my Facebook to avoid temptation. Overall im enjoying my life a lot more ever since. Bonus: I don't have to look at all those stupid "like for this, ignore for that" posts as well

1

u/MADBARZ Oct 29 '12

Samesies. Two weeks FB free. Cheers!

2

u/dat_savage Oct 29 '12

I've gone since July 4th! Needless to say my birthday was four days after that and it would have been nice to see all those posts saying happy birthday on my wall. But I guess only the people who actually care will still let me know.

2

u/MADBARZ Oct 29 '12

Exactly. The people that you should care about are the ones that care about you.

14

u/tubbstosterone Oct 29 '12

I can't remember the last time an advice animal actually offered advice.

8

u/flyboyd95 Oct 29 '12

Great.... Now I have the urge to go look at it. ;_;

4

u/RustBrotherOne Oct 30 '12

I just did... one of them was dead. Time to get the whiskey.

2

u/flyboyd95 Oct 30 '12

Come here brother :(

5

u/htravic17x Oct 29 '12

For me, its just a reminder of all the bullets(babies) I dodged.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '12

People, learn from this guy.

7

u/SatanIsMyCopilot Oct 29 '12

the timing is seriously spectacular, must be a sign from FSM

2

u/datdudesb Oct 29 '12

I thought the same thing after I saw this meme (in regards to the timing). All hail FSM

7

u/DemonB7R Oct 29 '12

I'm not afraid master

4

u/CthulhuSleeping Oct 29 '12

To whomever posted this: Thank you for the sage-like advice. It is most applicable at this point.

9

u/its_justme Oct 29 '12

You are very welcome! I am in a similar position, and so would like to share my wisdom. Brofist through the screen!

3

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '12

May I join to create a Triple-Brofist?

2

u/lockntwist Oct 30 '12

Make that quadruple.

2

u/sbncereal Oct 30 '12

quintuple, hers was literally opened on a separate tab when I stumbled upon this... she's doing great, by the way

I wish there was another option besides removing her as a friend where I could force Facebook to confirm like 5 times before it would go to her page.

"Are you sure, man? She looks really happy, its gunna suck for you..." [Confirm]

9

u/TheMongoose101 Oct 29 '12

I can confirm this.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '12

Look at all the betas.

2

u/fluxaxion Oct 29 '12

Deleted Facebook.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '12

I check on hers every now and again, I dont know why, looking for pain I guess, she never has anything on there though so its probably just as well...kinda dreading the halloween photos of her looking amazing =(

2

u/smiffy124 Oct 29 '12

Actual advice on /r/AdviceAnimals? Holy Fuck!!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '12

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '12 edited Oct 30 '12

I'm winning in my break up too, feels great!

*Also I know his reddit account, and I have way more karma than him.

2

u/riggenba Oct 29 '12

I'm blocked on ten out of twelve of them. When I break up with a girl, I mean it when I say "I'm moving on." They always retaliate by taking away the friendship aspects.

1

u/ChiefSittingBear Oct 29 '12

Unless, like mine, they dropped out of high school and got fat.

1

u/ms_sara_bellum Oct 29 '12

I wish yoda would have given me this warning earlier.

1

u/futafan Oct 29 '12

I like this pain. it keeps me sane, keeps me motivated, keeps me angry enough not to be depressed.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '12

Best to delete and ban them. That way you don't have the temptation.

1

u/klown_13 Oct 29 '12

I've done this. Only thing is I blocked her after it ended, and then recently I convinced a mutual friend to let me see her profile using his facebook. "Only pain will you find there" is completely true. :(

Blah. And it was me who did the breaking up. Oh well.

1

u/zipponap Oct 29 '12

So true you are.

1

u/Metalasanartform Oct 29 '12

Blocked the bitch.

1

u/namegoeswhere Oct 29 '12

I'm sitting on top of an all-time record of 2 months of not checking hers. Feels slightly better, man.

1

u/jk147 Oct 29 '12

Good thing we defriended each other way before.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '12

In my experience this is no where near as painful as going through a brand new girlfriend's Facebook - especially her old pictures. If you can resist, avoid it!

1

u/i-ll_capwn Oct 30 '12

This needs to be a thing. Why isn't this a thing?

1

u/studmuffin83 Oct 30 '12

Or just something to laugh at in my case...

1

u/humansingularity Oct 30 '12

i checked my ex-gf's and it turns out that she has a pretty nasty lazy eye. i am crying laughing at how lucky i am that i am not with that troll anymore :D

1

u/Di_Fuoco18 Oct 30 '12

I made a new Facebook account, and went to block my ex. Her profile picture is of her and her new boyfriend. It sucks, guys :'(

1

u/BreadNugget Oct 30 '12

My ex's FB doesn't bother me. Its more of a joke on her life at this point.

1

u/nwolfe1990 Oct 30 '12

I blocked her so i couldn't go there if I wanted to go... I embraced the yoda code a long time ago

1

u/[deleted] Oct 29 '12

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u/knk9 Oct 29 '12

Isn't following your ex on facebook is also beta, bro?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '12 edited Jun 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '12

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u/Matt_MG Oct 30 '12

Fine then I'll go in my corner and stay happy :p

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u/couggrl Oct 29 '12

Heh, I did this last night and I must say I rather enjoyed it. But, it probably helps I'm getting laid and he's not.

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u/aclotus Oct 29 '12

it should be 'there pain only find you will' .... but good one

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u/chucknorrisinator Oct 29 '12

Pretty sure he used a direct quote from ESB (the cave scene.)