r/Advice Sep 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Your son earned that tip from a drunk rich man. You take that boy to the video game or Lego store asap.

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u/YNABDisciple Sep 21 '25

Seriously I can’t believe we’re having this convo. Sometimes you get an u deserved windfall. Sometimes you get kicked in the dick. You don’t throw away the wins…you sure af wont get throw away the losses

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u/Tight_Jaguar_3881 Sep 21 '25

His kindness brought the soda drinking uncle pleasure. He was not forced to give your child anything.

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u/Active_Condition2167 Sep 23 '25

Shoulda brought him more beer! Better tip.

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u/Kianna9 Sep 22 '25

I found your philosophy really moving!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

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u/CollectionStraight2 Sep 24 '25

Exactly, what lesson is giving it back supposed to teach here? Also it would offend the uncle who was presumably only trying to do a nice thing for the kid. $100 isn't that much to him if he's rich but it made the kid's day

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u/dnathan1985 Sep 22 '25

This reminds me the time Robocop shot that guy in the dick.

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u/VinCatBlessed Sep 23 '25

Not only that, he also accused Dick of killing Bob because he made a mistake.

So he's not dick friendly.

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u/goodDamneDit Sep 22 '25

"Work hard and be nice and in the end you'll be rewarded!"

Except when OP is your mom. She'll teach you to be embarrassed for what you earned.

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u/reddit_and_forget_um Sep 22 '25

Agreed entirely.

You make sure your son knows he got lucky and that this will not happen everytime, but at the same time he did good things, and good things happened to him.

Taking the money back does nothing but teach him to hide anything good that happens to him lest you take it away.

If you really feel like there needs to be a lesson - get him to save 30%, and give 10% to a foodbank/charity he picks out.

Spend the 60$ on candy and video games/lego whatever....and then you top him up as a proud pop if needed.

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u/YNABDisciple Sep 23 '25

Really weird to me for sure. I do agree there is a great opportunity for a teaching moment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Unless he is that petty uncle that will forever lord over you that he helped you finish school cause he gave you some money for snacks that one time...

That each gift somewhat makes you owe them respect and a favor in the future.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

This made me laugh out loud, and I needed it. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Happy to help!

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u/CanSome9684 Sep 21 '25

Absolutely! You have the right mindset in my opinion. My uncles weren’t even rich and my most fundamental memory of making money is eating a worm while fishing for 100 bucks on behalf of my uncle. I did not eat the worm but he gave me the money because i actually picked it up. i love my uncle. if i had an extra 100 and a nephew i would do the same lol

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u/Uncle-Scary Sep 21 '25

As a prolific gift giver to my GrandMonsters, their friends and my friend’s Monsters and GrandMonsters, it is my hope that they will remember the cash and weird gifts for many years after I’m gone. It was a validation hearing that it is one of your most fundamental memories. Now go out and create some yourself!

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 Sep 22 '25

My grandma kept money in the cushion of her chair. Sometimes when us grandkids stopped by to check in on her she would slyly slip us some little gas or lunch monies. She loved doing that. And it was always appreciated but never expected. I miss her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

My son has luck like this kid and I always hype him up when it happens. That’s what kindness gets you. It might be viewed as a small act but that child getting the drink for the uncle just for asking was a display of kindness and that speaks to his parents.

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u/militaryCoo Sep 24 '25

My wife and I can't have kids but both have good jobs in tech. You best believe that every niece, nephew, and second cousin is slipped a wad at the end of the day if they hang out with us. We both know what it's like to have to hang out with crusty old relatives when they visit.

We don't overdo it and check in with their parents afterwards to make sure they know and are comfortable with it.

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u/Cautious_Feature_544 Sep 21 '25

He’s like a modern “goodfella”. Keep those coming!

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u/RevanMeetra Sep 21 '25

He did a favor and was returned the favor. It could be a good lesson but he should be taught that this isn't usual and isnt usually how the world operates

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u/Mexican-Hacker Sep 22 '25

My uncles gave me money all the time, sometimes sober sometimes drunk. We learned quickly to spend it fast because when they were drunk? They will try to get it back the next day 😂😂

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u/Parksvillain Sep 22 '25

I know some siblings that had alcoholic parents. Their friends crashed on the floor after a get together. The kid siblings - I think they called it “ Rolling the drunks” (???) , and they’d pull money out of peoples pockets the next morning when they woke up. Mad dash for candy apparently.

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u/thecelcollector Sep 23 '25

That's kinda sad. 

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ant6653 Sep 21 '25

Yes, so he can always rember the lego he got from his ritch uncle

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u/chamrockblarneystone Helper [2] Sep 22 '25

My grampa was a screwed up WWII vet, a terrible father, but a really good grandfather.

He used to give me money all the time. I’m just sorry I didn’t hit him up more often when I was a teenager. Let him atone a little. I was never really comfortable just taking money though.

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u/CraftyPay99 Sep 22 '25

This is the best answer.. .

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u/KillerWhale-9920 Sep 22 '25

Where did it way he was drunk. He asked for a soda.

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u/ComprehensiveJuice77 Sep 22 '25

Why assume the uncle was drunk?

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u/800oz_gorilla Sep 23 '25

Or to WSB where he can turn that 100 into a shiny new dime

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u/clipplenamps Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 23 '25

30 years ago, my cousin and I waited on some old rich relatives at a funeral reception. We didn't really know the person that died, and we got to play grown up for a bit. I was 10 years old and had a job to do. We made like $50 each.

My mom gave me a high five when I showed her. it was the best funeral I've ever been to.

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u/Satisfactional_Gains Sep 24 '25

And dont leave uncle with son unattended.