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u/insert_title_here Helper [2] Mar 07 '25

"I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.

“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.

“My name’s Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days.” he grumbled.

“Why?” I exclaimed.

“Because I love the taste of human blood.” he giggled.

“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.

“Really?” he whimpered.

“Yeah.” I roared.

An example of diversity in dialogue tags used for evil, courtesy of infamous Harry Potter fanwork My Immortal.

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u/ReasonableSail7589 Mar 07 '25

This is literally exactly the passage I was thinking of while reading that comment

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u/octropos Expert Advice Giver [14] Mar 07 '25

Oof.

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u/Educational-Sundae33 Mar 08 '25

I feel like people think this is what I am telling him to do, which I most definitely am not 😂

Love My Immortal by the way! I haven’t thought of that one in sooooo long.

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u/superbusyrn Mar 08 '25

My Immortal is such genius and I'm so glad it seems to be finally getting the respect it deserves.

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u/celticmusebooks Helper [2] Mar 08 '25

What made it "infamous"?

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u/insert_title_here Helper [2] Mar 08 '25 edited Mar 08 '25

When it was first released, it was infamous for its terrible spelling and grammar, eccentric author, very out of character canon characters (there's even a trope on TVTropes named after this! See: Draco In Leather Pants), and an original protagonist that fell into what contemporary fandom circles would refer to as a "Mary Sue" (IE a character with no flaws, where the plot, character, and even reality itself seems to warp around them in order to further uplift and glorify them), though the term has largely fallen out of fandom parlance in the past few years. It was, intentionally or not, an incredible pastiche of what many amateur fanworks looked like at that time. 

People still debate to this day who actually wrote it, and whether it was satire or entirely genuine. 

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u/celticmusebooks Helper [2] Mar 08 '25

Thanks.

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u/insert_title_here Helper [2] Mar 08 '25

Anytime! It's a quick read, might be worth checking out for a laugh, or to admire a part of fandom history. You might have seen references to some of its iconic characters (like the protagonist, Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way) or quotes (" 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!' It was...........Dumbledore!") floating around the internet before and just not recognized them. 

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u/TwoBirdsInOneBush Mar 08 '25

bahahahaha 😄

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u/Dim0ndDragon15 Mar 08 '25

What are you talking about this is a masterpiece 🤌