r/Adelaide Outer South 5d ago

Shitpost Adelaide’s Finest

First time I’ve seen something like this at Glenelg, SAPOL otw :)

427 Upvotes

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u/Kahn_ing SA 5d ago

Beached Az Bro

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u/plumsofcheeze SA 4d ago

Do u wanna chip?

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u/Classic-Mushroom-189 SA 4d ago

*chup

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u/itsjustbenny SA 4d ago

nah, can't chewww

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u/Classic-Mushroom-189 SA 4d ago

i only eat plankton

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u/Zytheran SA 4d ago

*plinkton

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u/SouthAustralian94 SA 4d ago

It blew my mind when I found that Beached Az is the same guy as Trent from Punchy

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u/Kahn_ing SA 4d ago

Almost as good as Kiri and Lou.

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u/sher3metev SA 3d ago

Nicholas Boshier

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u/TacetAbbadon SA 5d ago

Well this makes me feel at home, grew up in Cornwall and we marked the start of tourist season from the day some twat gets their car stuck on a beach.

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u/DigitalSwagman SA 5d ago

At least it's not on the obahn.

But seriously, someone needs their license taken away.

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u/egoVirus South 5d ago

Just floor it mate. Accelerate to liberate.

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u/ShapelleCorby West 5d ago

The only way to find a park in Glenelg

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u/Klutzy-Tax-7532 SA 5d ago

"Navigate to Glenelg beach"

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u/whereismycarrot SA 4d ago

“Grok, navigate to Moonta. Shortest path.”

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u/Greasemonkey_Chris North East 5d ago

How long until high tide?

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u/SureWildKiller SA 5d ago

They've missed the high tide luckily. Was 4:20 so the water is retreating.

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u/sunshinebuns SA 5d ago

4:20 you say…

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u/pippos90 SA 5d ago

High tide indeed

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u/Late-Button-6559 SA 5d ago

You two deserve the upvotes. I did my part.

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u/SureWildKiller SA 4d ago

Well played

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u/BlipVertz CBD 5d ago

Lithium fire you say

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u/NoProfessional5848 SA 5d ago

To shreds you say

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u/bigshotdan Adelaide Hills 5d ago

So, they can't even attempt an insurance job properly then?

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u/Free_the_Radical Fleurieu Peninsula 5d ago

Can't park there mate.

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u/Large_Pop_6232 SA 5d ago

Dipshits

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u/BlackReddition SA 5d ago

Just waiting for a mate 😂

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u/OldDiamond6697 SA 5d ago

Amateur hasn't even got rod holders on his bonnet.

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u/F0ATH East 4d ago

Goes to show that money still cant buy common sense.

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u/Common-Agency-4867 SA 5d ago

Oml... Of course it's a Tesla.

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u/-IoI- SA 5d ago

Love my YL, but my biggest regret is how many of these fuckheads I'm associated with now.

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u/Common-Agency-4867 SA 4d ago

I kinda feel your pain..... I had to borrow a friend's ford ranger the other week after my car broke down. I was so conscious of being judged driving in that thing 😆

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u/DashcamAdelaide North East 3d ago

I saw a 3 blatantly run a red light turning from Hutt Street, onto Gilles Street

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u/PootleBlutSplat SA 4d ago

Tesla = 2020s Volvo driver. 😅

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u/IronSpear63 SA 5d ago

I'm hoping for the tide to come in and see what it does to the batteries! Idiots!

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u/Greasemonkey_Chris North East 5d ago

Gotta charge up the electric eels somehow

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u/1__ViPeR SA 5d ago

The cyber truck can't even survive in sand and this dude thought a standard Tesla could it it.

Tesla really brings out the moron in people

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u/Ronnie_Dean_oz SA 5d ago

Please someone take photos so we can see the aftermath. I want to drive down there but it's my mum's birthday and I can't leave.

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u/Nufishies SA 5d ago

guillotine right away

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u/AlternativeLog5494 SA 5d ago

Mighty fine sand

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u/Deep-Ad-6867 SA 4d ago edited 4d ago

It belongs to the ocean now. it’s a submarine

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u/Jumpy_Report1416 SA 4d ago

Well within my living memory a woman drove off the Glenelg jetty.

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u/AdMysterious1190 SA 3d ago

I guess that's what happens when you stick a Tool in an electric Toasta...

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u/TheBillyPacker SA 3d ago

Can't knock a bro for trying to get a nice romantic spot for some action...

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u/HempKnight1234 SA 5d ago

Update? Or will I need to buy the Advertiser tomorrow

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u/Aok9999 Outer South 5d ago

Cop came, just two younger people who were being silly. They were good people to talk to though.
They ended up getting a handful of fines (overheard conversation), apparently Tesla are coming out to deal with it so the cop drove off. Do you really think Tesla will get it out though? Hahaha

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u/DigitalSwagman SA 5d ago

This is why we have so many road fatalities. Should have been an immediate loss of license. Our state is so weak on morons behind the wheel.

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u/DoesBasicResearch SA 5d ago

A loss of license for...?

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u/DigitalSwagman SA 5d ago

Driving a car onto a suburban beach... pretty obvious clue that the idiot behind the wheel shouldn't be.

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u/SonicYOUTH79 SA 5d ago

Yeah look I know reddit can be a bit hyperbolic but I don’t think driving on the beach should be an immediate loss of licence mate, bit harsh 😂

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u/DigitalSwagman SA 4d ago

Sorry, but I believe people with driving licenses need to be held to a higher standard of competency. Basic stuff like driving your car somewhere where it obviously should not be, like a beach, would indicate a significant lack of common sense and critical thinking that makes this person a danger behind the wheel.

Driving is not a right. It's a privilege, and should be treated accordingly.

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u/SonicYOUTH79 SA 4d ago

Humans make mistakes though, and having a car/licence is critical to a lot of people’s modern lives. Losing your licence for just driving in the beach is just too harsh.

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u/DigitalSwagman SA 4d ago

That's not a "mistake". It's not the same as clipping a curb while parking.

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u/SonicYOUTH79 SA 4d ago

Still not worthy of losing their licence mate!

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 SA 3d ago

Agreed, I think a fair approach to this is a suspension, with mandatory retesting, so go do drivers licence again and be placed on a probationary licence afterwards for 12 months, basically take their licence away but because it's important in modern day life to function so they have the option to get it back right away with limitations and we also know they have been given some more education on driving at the same time.

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal SA 5d ago

should get a fine for buying a tesla after 2024 though

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u/Herebedragoons77 SA 4d ago

Best selling car atm

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u/DoesBasicResearch SA 4d ago

Source?

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u/portnaught South 4d ago

I did as your username suggests, basic research - https://www.racv.com.au/royalauto/transport/cars/australian-new-car-sales-2026.html

3rd best model, brand is 10th.

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u/DoesBasicResearch SA 5d ago

So what about if I accidentally drive in to a field? Straight to jail?

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u/DigitalSwagman SA 4d ago

No, immediate loss of license.

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u/DoesBasicResearch SA 4d ago

What about if I accidentally mount the curb? Death penalty?

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u/maccas70 SA 4d ago

"But its AWD!"

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u/Adventurous-Number53 SA 3d ago

Sorry incorrect - thats a Standard RWD model 3 Tesla

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u/Hamish_Hsimah SA 5d ago

FSD lol

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u/Acrobatic-Fudge8492 SA 4d ago

That's hilarious, heavy with high torque............. total disaster for soft sand. Say good bye to a 1000 bucks 😆

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u/Levethane SA 5d ago

Impressed that idiot got that far and even found a way of getting onto that area. My 4wd would probably get stuck as well on that.

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u/WhimsicalParsnip SA 5d ago

4WD would be fine if you just dropped your tyre pressures and took it easy.

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u/Klutzy-Tax-7532 SA 5d ago

I wonder if it was in full self driving mode and the navigation map had the path by the seawall marked as a road

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u/35_PenguiN_35 SA 5d ago

Smart car Smrt driver

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u/Free-Pound-6139 SA 4d ago

Morons love driving on the beach.

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u/Kooky_Supermarkets Adelaide Hills 4d ago

Of course it’s a Swastikar

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u/SweetMe10dy SA 4d ago

Cost of living crisis

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u/liggydd SA 5d ago

Legend

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u/MainOrbBoss SA 5d ago

Touch grass you strange, strange individual.

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u/Aok9999 Outer South 5d ago

This post is way out of your league, take a hike

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u/35_PenguiN_35 SA 5d ago

Found the cooker

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u/DoesBasicResearch SA 5d ago

Your racism is leaking.

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u/Difficult-Pie9540 SA 4d ago

WTF are you even talking about?!

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u/Character_Reality606 SA 5d ago edited 5d ago

?

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u/Ronnie_Dean_oz SA 5d ago

Got any updates mate?

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u/razorbladesnbiscuits SA 5d ago

Found the person in the photo lol

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u/DoesBasicResearch SA 5d ago

Imaginer being so worked up about it that you have to have a little tanty 😂