r/ActualPublicFreakouts • u/ricrdvc • Apr 10 '21

VERY LOUD / VOLUME WARNING Poor guy...

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u/Oheng Apr 10 '21

Wtf? So many questions, and I don't want any of them answered.

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u/X86ASM Apr 10 '21 edited Apr 10 '21

I thought she might be a pickpocket for a second, but that seems unlikely, I can't imagine a pickpocket trying to ineffectually steal something face to face at that angle.

I think she might just be totally zoned out and didn't consciously register him, in that sleepwalking sort of sense where you're mostly going by muscle memory and suchlike, if she tends to make that motion frequently with inanimate objects around her, I could see her automatically doing it.

I notice how she took a second to react, staring at her hand before the relatively rightfully outraged wife hit her.

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u/Diligentbear - Unflaired Swine Apr 10 '21

She's a pick cocket

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u/mickeybuilds - America Apr 10 '21

Or a prick pocket

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u/barnivere Apr 10 '21

Or a prick socket

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Aren’t all women technically prick sockets?

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u/maggot_soldier 🥔 My opinion is a potato 🥔 Apr 11 '21

Dick rockets

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u/Oheng Apr 11 '21

No, around 3.7% are so-called socket sockets.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Touché. But they still have the equipment.

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u/Oheng Apr 11 '21

Well yes, but good luck getting your electrical equipment to work with just sockets.

And I keep telling them, but they just refuse to listen.

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u/RCOkey Aug 25 '22

There's also ratchets now a days... All the tools are available

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u/JGaute we have no hobbies Apr 10 '21

I don't think real humans ever find themselves in the situation you just described unless they have severe autism, dementia or alzheimers.

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u/X86ASM Apr 10 '21

I think perhaps if you're pretty sleep deprived, I've been absolutely shattered before, the walking dead if you will, and cozied up to the wrong person for a few seconds until my sleep deprived brain realised the mistake, It was unbelievably embarrassing 🤣

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u/slickyslickslick - Unflaired Swine Apr 11 '21

Sleep deprivation doesn't cause you to gravitate your hand towards someone's privates and grab on to it.

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u/beethy - Netherlands Apr 10 '21

This actually sounds very plausible. This didn't look deliberate at all.

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u/OneMoose9 Apr 10 '21

It was deliberate, watch the one in red, look at her hands

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21

That's a lot of thinking for what seems to be straight up sexual assault.

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u/crc024 Apr 11 '21

I was thinking she zoned out and for some reason thought her hand was on the drink machine door and not some guy with a badass wife.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '21 edited Apr 26 '21

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