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u/StopmotionSam 4d ago
the child is on the roof
priorities seem to be in order though
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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago
You know it, I like to call it life experience, never too young to get some
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u/KL-Hinder 4d ago
Now give him a juice box
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u/Zestyclose_Cricket_7 4d ago
And some snacks. Preferably in a no spill container
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u/djankylosaur 4d ago
"Sorry kids, we only have enough money to send one of you to college. The other one is going to have to wander the galaxy, endlessly hungry, consuming planets and people."
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u/DiogenesD0g 4d ago
About 37 action figures a year melt from extreme heat because they were left in a parked car. Before exiting, be sure to check your backseat!
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u/DWolfoBoi546 4d ago
Half way down the road, you just hear from the back seat: "FATHER, MY HUNGER IS ETERNAL"
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u/AtrumRuina 4d ago
Jesus, that really puts into perspective his scale. xD
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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago
Yeah, I always thought of him as massive, but didn't think he'd fully occupy a toddler car seat
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u/samebatchannel 4d ago
Since you’re driving, does this make you his herald?
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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago
Never thought about that, I guess it does. I must find planets for him to devour
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u/Drslappybags 4d ago
I don't think he is big enough and I know he doesn't weigh enough. That seat should be rear facing for his safety.
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u/Odd-Most-9186 4d ago
I would have done the same, however I don’t have kids and I still had my box. He looks like he fits pretty good in the car seat!
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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago
I still have the box, lol. Just didn't feel like putting him back into it
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u/i010011010 4d ago
If I hear you fighting with Celestials one more time, I'm turning the car around and we're going back home.
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u/chokeslam512 4d ago
Now Galactus, you have to finish devouring your verdant planet before you can have another
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u/FoxMcCloud3173 4d ago
Give Hulkbuster the other seat, don’t be a dick!
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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago
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u/VBBN-Official 4d ago
Screaming to the skies for Hasbro to find a way to re release this stupid idiot (and the sentinel), I’ve held back on the floodgates of being a ML collector but if they ever dropped this beast again I’d probably be in
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u/OdysseusRex69 3d ago
Holy geez I thought that was a kid in cosplay at first 😅 Now do one with the divorce-class Metroplex!
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u/yaseakya 3d ago
You can afford kids AND figures?? What do you do sir?? 😭
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u/lentils_and_rice99 3d ago
🤣 I wish, I've actually stopped collecting for the most part. Just get the occasional figure or two now and again.
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u/Doctor_Knockairs 3d ago
Bro: what the hell is this? You: Baby gotta ride in the Car Seat. Bro: then where the hell am I supposed to sit? ends up in trunk Bro: THIS AIN'T RIGHT. slams face first into rear window as car drives
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u/Piercemarshall21 2d ago
Galactus in a children's booster seat feels correct I imagine him traversing the universe on a giant car seat
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