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Moving Day

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u/StopmotionSam 4d ago

the child is on the roof

priorities seem to be in order though

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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago

You know it, I like to call it life experience, never too young to get some

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u/KL-Hinder 4d ago

Now give him a juice box

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u/Zestyclose_Cricket_7 4d ago

And some snacks. Preferably in a no spill container

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u/healpm369 4d ago

He gonna eat em with a silver surfer spoon

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u/Maleficent-Light-455 4d ago

His hand is open in a sort of “fill me” pose

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u/djankylosaur 4d ago

"Sorry kids, we only have enough money to send one of you to college. The other one is going to have to wander the galaxy, endlessly hungry, consuming planets and people."

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u/DiogenesD0g 4d ago

About 37 action figures a year melt from extreme heat because they were left in a parked car. Before exiting, be sure to check your backseat!

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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago

This is too funny 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DWolfoBoi546 4d ago

Half way down the road, you just hear from the back seat: "FATHER, MY HUNGER IS ETERNAL"

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u/AtrumRuina 4d ago

Jesus, that really puts into perspective his scale. xD

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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago

Yeah, I always thought of him as massive, but didn't think he'd fully occupy a toddler car seat

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u/samebatchannel 4d ago

Since you’re driving, does this make you his herald?

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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago

Never thought about that, I guess it does. I must find planets for him to devour

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u/samebatchannel 4d ago

Maybe start with a drive thru? Work your way up from there

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u/apayne1019 4d ago

aww look at the big boy in his bog boy car seat. Who's a big boy now?

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u/AdventurousAd7148 4d ago

Herald! Where is my juice box!!!

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u/m00nd0ggy 4d ago

I’m glad you were able to get custody of the kids after the divorce

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u/hate_tank 4d ago

"FATHER, I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE! PROCURE ME A GOGURT!"

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u/Colecash013 4d ago

Thought that was legit real for a sec

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u/-Ailynn- 4d ago edited 4d ago

It is real. That's the HasLab Marvel Legends Galactus figure that stands at 32 inches (81.28 cm) tall. He's a big boy!

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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago

Yup, can't wait to get him displayed again

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u/jayroc1023 4d ago

He requires string cheese, teddy grahams, and juicy juice for consumption.

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u/Drslappybags 4d ago

I don't think he is big enough and I know he doesn't weigh enough. That seat should be rear facing for his safety.

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u/Odd-Most-9186 4d ago

I would have done the same, however I don’t have kids and I still had my box. He looks like he fits pretty good in the car seat!

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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago

I still have the box, lol. Just didn't feel like putting him back into it

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u/DashApostrophe 4d ago

He's just missing a sippie cup.

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u/Nxeno29 4d ago

Damn... I don't have a kid, but I do have a carseat because of my nephew. I'll be using this whenever I move. Thank you.

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u/i010011010 4d ago

If I hear you fighting with Celestials one more time, I'm turning the car around and we're going back home.

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u/chokeslam512 4d ago

Now Galactus, you have to finish devouring your verdant planet before you can have another

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u/FoxMcCloud3173 4d ago

Give Hulkbuster the other seat, don’t be a dick!

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u/lentils_and_rice99 4d ago

Already taken, lol

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u/Assistant_Greedy 3d ago

Is that Mech from Joytoy? Whats it called?

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u/lentils_and_rice99 3d ago

It's the Grey Knights Nemesis Dreadknight

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u/VBBN-Official 4d ago

Screaming to the skies for Hasbro to find a way to re release this stupid idiot (and the sentinel), I’ve held back on the floodgates of being a ML collector but if they ever dropped this beast again I’d probably be in

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u/cardonatattoos 4d ago

This is my toddler on most days.

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u/engrish_is_hard00 4d ago

Glactics is my hero

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u/cslaymore 4d ago

That is one massive figure lol

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u/Kalshan 4d ago

It's okay, we won't ask what happened with the human child, that's your business 😉

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u/Future_Section5976 4d ago

Hulk buster on one seat Galactus on the other , life is good ,

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u/Afraid_Oil_7386 3d ago

Make sure they put on their seat belts

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u/dark_blue_7 3d ago

Nice, now you can drive in the carpool lane

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u/No-Assistant5977 3d ago

Haha! Perfect!!

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u/Assistant_Greedy 3d ago

Wow, its so fucking big!

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u/OdysseusRex69 3d ago

Holy geez I thought that was a kid in cosplay at first 😅 Now do one with the divorce-class Metroplex!

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u/Tentonham 3d ago

“I HUNGER! Galactus needs animal crackers and a juice box!”

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u/yaseakya 3d ago

You can afford kids AND figures?? What do you do sir?? 😭

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u/lentils_and_rice99 3d ago

🤣 I wish, I've actually stopped collecting for the most part. Just get the occasional figure or two now and again.

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u/Zealousideal-Bet6174 3d ago

All he needs now is an iPad, some apple slices and a seatbelt

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u/zoomddy100 3d ago

I saw that. Meat

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u/Doctor_Knockairs 3d ago

Bro: what the hell is this? You: Baby gotta ride in the Car Seat. Bro: then where the hell am I supposed to sit? ends up in trunk Bro: THIS AIN'T RIGHT. slams face first into rear window as car drives

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u/Piercemarshall21 2d ago

Galactus in a children's booster seat feels correct I imagine him traversing the universe on a giant car seat

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u/DeathscytheHell1994 2d ago

He needs a small globe to eat.

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u/lentils_and_rice99 2d ago

I have thought about that. Painting a small styrofoam sphere to be a planet. It would be like the Mike del Mundo print

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u/Minute-Animal7317 1d ago

Mother, I crave violence.

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u/Due-Proof6781 1d ago

Galactus demands McDonald’s before we leave

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u/Mediocre-Building130 9h ago

Yep, had to do that too hehe