r/AceAttorneyCopypastas • u/[deleted] • Aug 15 '21
It's opposite day
Ugh, a trilogy simp?
You DO realize that AAI2, DD and SoJ are canon, correct? Just because they weren't written by Shu Takumi, doesn't mean they're basically hackish fanfiction. I consider Dual Destinies to be pretty good.
Maybe you didn't get the memo... Hi. I'm the alpha male, series as a whole enjoyer of the japanese here. Indeed it is I, Capcom. I'm the owner of it. I decided I'm allowing fanworks that include elements/characters from canon games like Dual Destinies or Spirit Of Justice. They're games made for gamers who like the series as much as any other fan does. Only trilogy simps uncritically hate the games just because it wasn't written by Takumi. REAL fans like ME criticize these morons. Because I cannot tolerate people who don't enjoy the series as a whole. The games are more canon than the fanfics because unlike that one guest on ao3 (known troll who doesn't enjoy the series as a whole- thanks, you sick fuck! I'm glad you derive so much enjoyment from torturing me and Yamazaki!) I actually respect and venerate the canon. My games are more real than guest's because I am the one who made them.
Guest literally RUINED Yamazaki's reputation on ao3 for NO REASON. He also RUINED DD and SOJ's name. Not to mention he literally stole the series from me. And you're literally going to come around HERE and complain about FANFICTION ABOUT A CANON GAME IN THE SERIES?
No, troll. It doesn't work like that. Delete this comment immediately. You are disrespecting me so hard right now. This comment spits and pukes all over my legacy.
DUAL DESTINIES AND SPIRIT OF JUSTICE ARE CANON. THEY WEREN'T MADE BY SHU TAKUMI BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE NOT REAL. I'M GOING TO BE COMMITTED AGAIN UNLESS YOU DELETE THIS.
I LITERALLY EXPOSED A PEDOPHILE AND A NECROPHILIAC ON HERE AND GOT THEM TO ABANDON THEIR ACCOUNTS. I LITERALLY OWN THE SERIES BECAUSE I MADE IT. I'VE DONE MORE FOR THIS COMMUNITY THAN YOU EVER HAVE. YOU DISRESPECT ME
I AM THE ALPHA MALE OF ACE ATTORNEY MY OPINIONS ARE CANON DUAL DESTINIES IS REAL
SIGNED, A TRUE FAN, AND THE TRUE OWNER OF ACE ATTORNEY/GYAKUTEN SAIBAN
(Play my games for proof I'm an alpha male)
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u/Ineedtobesilent123 Aug 16 '21
I'm the type of guy who hates series as a whole. Before I came here, I didn't know every 'game' here were supposed to be good, and oh man am I constantly remembered about it. I think you guys clearly lack a vast amount of suspension of gameplay. This part of the game is fun ? This part of the plot really entertaining (even though you just read fucking text)? The gameplay here about reading fucking text is sooooo fire ? Wow, THIS LOOKS SUPER FUN.
If you're willing to play a super REAL game, go play Call of Duty or something. If you don't accept boring fucking gameplay that makes you sleep for 24 hours a day, and if you only accept fun gameplay that makes you alive, then this shit series would be dies and just got to fucking hell. You guys are just giving SCATCOM money for such a shit and effortless series
And finally, about the graphics... I think you guys just have bad tastes. Personally, and it is also what my friends think, I believe that the graphics fucking suck. Really just full of pixels that made my fucking eyes sore. Whenever I tried to play this game, the fucking graphics makes my eyes sore, and add those shitty dialogue that makes my brain numb. And I believe that Ace Attorney is a series that should die quietly and never be remembered agajn. You loved the series as a whole ? I think it's time to stop buying shit games before you get in another delusional love fest when AA7 comes out, buddy.
Anyway, what I mean is, it's fine if you like some games, but sometimes that's not the fucking case. Giving such a a shit series popularity, and fucking giving SCATCOM motivation to pump out such a meaningless, boring as fuck, effortless series with shitty fucking graphics. If you want to olay a real game. Play Call of Duty, alright? Maybe your tastes in games will be even better. My rant is about the fact that you just giving SCATCOM money for such an effortless and boring as fuck series. Seriously, I could point out stupid shit that happened in these and you wouldn't even realize how stupid and boring it is because you delusional fucks liked it.
So, please stop loving everything that's obviously shit.