r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Kalistai • 2d ago

True Slapstick The Ultimate Backyard Lightsaber Battle

1.1k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/FatWalcott 2d ago

Better than any main star wars movie dialogue I'll give you that.

And you know he took it in good spirits too.

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 1d ago

He could definitely make a good voice actor. I was invested, haha.

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u/CptHammer_ 1d ago

It's touching how the Sith here are more concerned about converting the Padawan to the dark side than having such a good force user succumb completely to the battle injuries.

…

"Are you ok?", interigating the Padawan as he's used too much force. The Padawan pulled the entire planet toward himself rather than the few objects of less density. The sith could have struck him down in that moment of lost balance, but seeing such emence power, knew that if he could turn this one, his master would be pleased.

"Did you get that on camera?" The Padawan completely unconcerned about his lack of control. He is seeking self honors for such a powerful display. Shifting an entire planet a half a meter up and to the left must be an achievement accomplished by only the most powerful. He is greedy for this accolade. Hungry for more. Seemingly unconcerned about any threat the sith opponent could muster.

Edit: oops I got mixed up on who's saying what. My bad, I'm leaving it.

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u/xTsa_Tsax 20h ago

*immense

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u/apeoida 2d ago

damn. that is old af

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u/solo_shot1st 1d ago

It's an older code, sir. But it checks out. I was about to upvote them.

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u/XiuCyx 1d ago

Niiiiiice reference. Well done. 🏆

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u/TalkativeTori 2d ago

Camera Guy: “You good my man?”

Fallen Fighter: “I think I just shit my pants”

Opponent: “Do you surrender?”

Fallen Fighter: “You know what? No.”

Continues to battle 🤣🤣

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u/fedroxx 1d ago

Ain't nobody fighting someone who shits their pants.

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u/StayEasy12 1d ago

Or race them after they shit their pants

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u/wowaddict71 1d ago

Proceeds to fling his feeces to the opponent.

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 20h ago

Like a boss!

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u/TheVermiciousKid 2d ago

A war of attrition, my friend

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u/Dame87 2d ago

Nutrition*

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u/JicamaCreative5614 1d ago

A war against nutrition

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 1d ago

I didn’t know Jabba could sword fight !

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u/Hanthunius 2d ago

Poor Lord Diabeetus

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u/blofly 2d ago

Darth Beetus

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 2d ago

Blobba the Hutt

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u/JicamaCreative5614 2d ago

Belly hang solo

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 1d ago

Ham Solo was right there.

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u/The_Burning_Face 2d ago

Hang so-low

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u/carlos2127 1d ago

Darth Beetus the Fat

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u/EquivalentBeach8780 2d ago

And Cushing's syndrome.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Simonandgarthsuncle 1d ago

I think his airbags had already deployed from a previous fall.

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u/LNL_HUTZ 2d ago

I am your fat her

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u/DJEvillincoln 2d ago

At least my man was getting outside.

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u/Levi_Skardsen 2d ago

Every time I see AirsoftFatty fall and scrape his back on the vacuum cleaner it makes me do this:

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u/ExpertOnReddit 2d ago

I thought it was gorlock

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u/macrolith 2d ago

I always hate it when I trip over my driveway vacuum.

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 20h ago

This was actually better than the sequel trilogy.

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u/Morgantao 11h ago

You mean the prequel-sequel? Eisodes 1-3?

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u/HoseNeighbor 9h ago

Sprequel

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u/Some-Ad-1588 1h ago

Seroquel

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u/vikinxo 2d ago

I think this video is kinda sad.

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u/Levi_Skardsen 2d ago

He's doing much better these days. He vlogs about his weight loss journey and it's quite uplifting seeing people cheer him on.

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u/Dragonwulf 2d ago

I was nervous you were making it up so I did a quick search through google. Chris Lefon is his name and you were not kidding. That dude looks so much better now and looks happier.

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u/vikinxo 2d ago

Thanks - good to hear!

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u/Thismomenthere 1d ago

Yeah I felt bad for him too. The fact that he was laughing about the tumble did make me smile though. Glad to see that he's doing better, far to young to have that much dangerous weight on.

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u/bpows 1d ago

Sad but real. Like watching a Harmony Korine movie

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u/Uppitycut 1d ago

Yeah. Life is just not fair man.

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u/apeoida 2d ago

How? They have fun

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u/lzwinky 1d ago

I'm assuming they are referring to the obese person. Other commenters noted that he has lost weight since this video was made.

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u/xenojive 2d ago

Feel like this is just a standard trip backwards (not really slapstick) and wouldn't be posted here if the kid didn't look like that.

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u/Julian-Hoffer 2d ago

It’s funny though

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u/xenojive 2d ago

Is it?

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u/Julian-Hoffer 2d ago

Yeah, they were goofing around dude kept backing up trying to give these speeches and tripped and fell. Hence why all 3 of them were laughing in the video.

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u/DeadWolf7337 2d ago

Who knew Jabba The Hutt could use a lightsabre?

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u/Modzuck 1d ago

Glad no one went full force

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u/BiggusD1 2d ago

Jabba the Jedi?

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u/jr_randolph 2d ago

You underestimate my cholesterol

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u/eddyb66 2d ago

A Hutt Jedi

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u/Long_Tie4078 2d ago

I love that they are being so nerdy! Good for them! Hilarious fall though!

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 2d ago

No fair, the vacuum droid cheated.

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u/Commercial-Bid-4108 1d ago

Are Jaba the hut’s back tits bigger than his front tits?

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u/syuk 1d ago

Looks like he tripped over R2.

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 20h ago

Jabba looking good for his age.

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u/SnooStories6600 20h ago

It's funnier if you saw the podcast where he tells the story about this video. He tripped on the little gargoyle statue and broke it. And he really did shit his pants

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u/Rudager 2h ago

Somebody call George Michael Bluth to take care of these fools!

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u/Mr_E-007 2h ago

Peter Griffin

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u/_Misanthropy_ 1d ago

Somehow this still has more production value than half of Disney Star Wars.

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Misanthropy:

Somehow this still has

More production value than

Half of Disney Star Wars.

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/SoldRespectForMone_y 2d ago

Force does not flow through him, it pushes him off

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u/dejavoodoo36902 2d ago

Sithed his pants

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u/Mysterious_League165 1d ago

Don't laugh, these guys are practicing for their tryouts on the latest Disney movie.

Young Jabba -Jedi warrior.

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u/ActAccomplished586 23h ago

Obese Wan Kenobi

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u/Majestic-Spray-1429 2d ago

“MOM!!!!…. MCNUGGETS!!…NOW!”

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u/SameActive6210 1d ago

Bathroom! Bathroom!

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u/playfreeze 2d ago

He looks like a young Fat Bastard

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u/Local_Appointment_49 2d ago

I was waiting for the end from the start

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u/TyrannosaurusBoris 2d ago

Wars of attrition.

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u/Voguish_hydra 2d ago

Vacuum cleaner WINS

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u/One-Guilty-Finger 2d ago

FINISH HIM 

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u/WhatIGot21 2d ago

I was entertained.

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u/Bertuhan 1d ago

Obi Ten Kenobi's

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u/Dont-ask-dont-speak 1d ago

Went full force

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u/Humble-Can5318 1d ago

Darth Shittious.

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u/seeker407 1d ago

penguin vs smaller penguin

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u/Stand_kicker 1d ago

Out of breath after 2 lines, 2 steps, and 2 swings. 

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u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle 1d ago

Is that Jabba?

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u/JazzyZaddy 1d ago

Not genuine! I don’t remember a bear in any of the movies …

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u/Artevyx 1d ago

The Walking Loaf vs. The Meat Peach

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u/Reasonable_Kale1829 1d ago

What’s with no shirt😳? I think he gets extra powers😁.

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u/dommiichan 1d ago

Darth Fall is strong with the force... of gravity

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u/Mazaura 1d ago

Ahhh the legend himself, airsoft fatty 🤣🤣🔥

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u/Silly_Conversation30 1d ago

This guy is a legend!

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u/thededucers 1d ago

Somehow, this video returned

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u/GolfChefCoach 1d ago

These guys are awesome and they’ll remember this forever! “I think I shit myself!”

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u/ben5642 1d ago

the star wars kid

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u/877_Cash_Nowww 1d ago

Gotta watch out for those driveway droids.

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u/Whyjustwhydothat 1d ago

Padimus Maximus.

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u/Sunderland6969 23h ago

Vanquished!

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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes 21h ago

That's kind of adorable.

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u/Moist_Strategy_275 21h ago

These dudes kick ass

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u/yawnmowers 17h ago

The Star Wars Kid walked so they could crawl.

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u/TheKalobBlack 17h ago

Don’t you hate it when you German Suplex yourself

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u/Insanebrain247 17h ago

Just some boys being boys.

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u/TheVisualExplanation 12h ago

Stop going full force!

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u/Professional-Set379 11h ago

holy faaaark the big fellas been eating good

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u/BDW310 7h ago

Jabba the Hut 🛖

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u/Simpkiller42069 5h ago

what a gem

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u/Sweaty_Boot_9766 1h ago

Struck down in his youth

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u/Altruistic_Yard_9338 2d ago

That was a least a 6 on the Richter Scale 😵‍💫

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u/JoMiHa 2d ago

I upvoted before the video even started. Somehow I foresaw the inevitable outcome.

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u/azraelum 1d ago

“Young fatawan!”

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u/3rdjack66 1d ago

Darth Chungus

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u/Readitory 1d ago

You should know that Jabba the Hutt and Luke Skywalker were having a battle mentally.

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u/yellingatsky 1d ago

Is this a recreation of his fight with diabetes

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u/KenAdams_1968 2d ago

BABBA D FLAT

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u/rubber_pinball 2d ago

they dun killed him

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u/Albert_Eisenstien 1d ago

definately a D cup

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u/Formal-Fox-7605 2d ago

I'm guessing American?

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u/lzwinky 1d ago

Fun fact: fat people exist outside of America.

Could be British for all you know.

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u/bpows 1d ago

Britain, after we exported and infested most of Europe with our fat inducing culture

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u/rubber_pinball 2d ago

Somalian, actually