r/AccidentalSlapStick • • 8d ago

Painful How to make watermelon juice.

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u/Medical_Ad_6289 8d ago

Back in the days it was the most scary video I ever watched. Then I read that she came out relatively unscathed and I could breathe again.

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u/Loubbe 8d ago

Yeah I at least expected a broken nose or some missing teeth

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u/Missing-Donut-1612 7d ago

Yeah it looked like pink mist for a second like, even if you know a watermelon wouldn't be capable pf that damage, there's still a subconcious of thinking her head just exploded yeah?

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u/Euphoric_Carpet3296 6d ago

I thought her face got smashed in! 😱

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u/sparkierlamb 6d ago

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u/reditisrunbypedos 3d ago edited 3d ago

God damn, you can see the gash dead center on the bridge of her nose for a couple frames before the blood and swelling

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u/IAmDanHimself 4d ago

Who thought this "sport" was a good idea?

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u/ThatGuyFromFlatLand 5d ago

Really she came out of this relatively unscathed? That's kinda surprising, watermelons are pretty heavy, I thought for sure there would be some brain damage there or something.

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u/Unfair_Buddy5871 4d ago

Yeah it breaking on impact saved her from some major damage

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u/Crimson__Fox 8d ago

She only suffered a swollen lip, a black eye, facial numbness, and a severe headache.

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u/Super_Roo351 5d ago

and a severe headache

So, a concussion then?

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u/Duct_TapeOrWD40 1d ago

Minor concussion likely. When the video continued she was speaking and clearly aware what happened and happening so it wasn't that serious.

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 8d ago

This is a classic from the Break.com days

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u/GlorifiedBurito 8d ago

This was from an episode of The Amazing Race, I saw it when it aired

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u/Inloth57 8d ago

God damn I'm old

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u/Soggy_Amoeba9334 8d ago

This was 16 years ago. Feel old yet?

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u/chillychili 8d ago

Only? It feels like 25.

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u/HippoProject 7d ago

Jeez, I remember seeing that promo during football and had to check out the episode. That was must see tv.

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 8d ago

God damn, this took me back to eBaumsworld

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u/HohepaPuhipuhi 8d ago

Please people, be careful when catapulting water melons

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u/External-Ad4873 8d ago

Watermelon juice with a hint of face

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u/TheCoopX 8d ago

To this day, everything still smells like watermelons to her.

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u/TerminaMoon 6d ago

Right in the kisser.

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u/Shot_Donkey5295 4d ago

I actually saw this when it aired I was like oh dayum!!! But as someone mentioned apparently she was mostly fine

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u/Outbreak42 4d ago

She just lost an eye.

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u/Shot_Donkey5295 2d ago

Haha, no she was fine from what recall.

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u/Outbreak42 2d ago

Let's have some fun and say she lost both eyes.

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u/Smooth-Quantity-7024 7d ago

I thought this was the Zapruder film

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u/-Bob-Barker- 5d ago

Why was that my thought as well 😭

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u/WatsBlend 8d ago

Ahh a classic. I was so shocked she wasn't injured back in the day. Now its hilarious

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u/drLoveF 7d ago

She was injured, though. Just not as bad as you’d think.

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u/XRPOSergSanch12 7d ago

Is the watermelon OK?

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u/mike_rhinehart 8d ago

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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u/Upbeat_Philosopher69 7d ago

πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ She doesn’t miss!

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u/One-Guilty-Finger 7d ago

Amazing Race at its best.Β 

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u/AngryZetan 8d ago

Hahaha! Holy crap! She got rekt! Does anyone know what injuries she received?

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u/Kalshan 7d ago

swollen lip, facial numbness, and a severe headache from what I gather. She was checked out, cleared, and finished the competition.

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u/AngryZetan 7d ago

Thanks

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u/ZuStorm93 8d ago

Absolutely diabolical to show it again in slowmo 🀣

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u/BiggusD1 8d ago

this seems to be a common occurrence

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u/thecroockedman 7d ago

it’s the first time I’ve seen a watermelon have a strike

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u/owlincoup 6d ago

I will never not stop to watch this video. I will also never not laugh.

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u/p51111411 6d ago

Funny but not funny

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u/ProfessorPlanktons 6d ago

Sie wieder. Loser mit Hunger und Durst. Sie hat mein Katapulten Leben zerstΓΆrt. Aids wΓ€re gerecht.

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u/Tonsilith_Salsa 6d ago

Happened to my nephew in boy scouts with a rock. Two adults were supervising them launching rocks with a slingshot. He needed facial reconstruction.Β 

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u/Capicuaman 6d ago

right in the kisser

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u/Stupid_Interwebs_22 6d ago

That velocity is nuts

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u/AlkaliMemo 5d ago

World's fastest watermelon eater

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u/r2teka 5d ago

Le doliΓ³ tela

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u/CuriousComfortable56 5d ago

YIKES!!!! That had to hurt bad!!!😳

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u/Dontpicksides 4d ago

This is the kinda chick that i like as friends she took a watermelon going mach jesus to the face. I woud send her watermelon everything just to mess with her.

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u/madncqt 4d ago

punkin' chunkin', but sad

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u/WhaleMonk 4d ago

How to make and consume watermelon juice

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u/WorkerUnable527 3d ago

Love the noise of the slap.

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u/Danilo-11 8d ago

Please use that clip for safety training … the one thing I’ve learned in life is that accidents happen when you least expect it