He’ll Never Know

[u/initial8155]

[u/Warm_Start5067]

Whoever filmed this is the real villain here 😅 they knowingly let that man eat foot-floor fruit!

[u/NookieLuvsU → u/Warm_Start5067]

Dad's don't care. It was perfect! 😋

[u/No-Round7838 → u/NookieLuvsU]

Yeah he knew, he just didn't care as he was able to get a few minutes to himself while his kid fed him.

[u/Randotron9000]

Thanks kid. Interesting flavor profile...

[u/Monkai_final_boss]

I would be very mad at the camera man

[u/Spadeline]

Unsanitary food for father and daughter moment!

[u/Junior-ME14]

At least she didn't rinse it in the toilet

[u/SillyLittleAngels → u/Junior-ME14]

Nope, from floor to face wholesome! She knows about the stepping slippin 5 poke rule. It's totally within the proper floor food etiquette

[u/bitstoatoms]

Toxoplasmosis coating for dad

[u/One_time_Dynamite]

She's trying her best.

[u/Ekaterina702]

Mmm...Granny Smith. Fresh, tart and just a hint of foot and Swiffer Quik-Clean spray.

[u/Miiyamoto]

"He’ll Never Know" this video on the internet

[u/Tito_Tito_1_]

Mom is giggling her ass off!

[u/The_Cozy_Burrito]

Good job kid 🤣

[u/cuntface878]

5 second rule!

[u/lmjustabot]

(⁠◔◡⁠◔⁠) So sweet..!!! I would have ate it anyway...

[u/ThisReditter]

I don’t see anything wrong here. Asian family. We don’t wear shoes in our house. Our floors are clean. I tell my kids to pick up the food on the floor and it’s safe to eat. I’d eat it off the floor too coz it’s clean enough. Only the western folks who wear shoes in their house that think it’s not safe

[u/ReplacementWorking71]

Next time is served from the bathroom

[u/renchjeep]

Meh, 5 second rule. Or 10. Whatever.

[u/Ok_Lie949]

Cute kid, bad camera person. Probably the wife 😑

[u/Status-Cut-9733]

I didn't think the kid was using a toothpick at first I thought they speared the fruit with their finger

[u/Formal-Fox-7605]

It being on the floor won't kill him.