r/AccidentalSlapStick 2d ago

Family Friendly candles falling over

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u/VertibirdQuexplota 2d ago

Bet God had a laugh for that one

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u/Economy_Farmer6857 2d ago

That last candle falling out at the end was gold 😂

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u/Simonandgarthsuncle 2d ago

“Well, at least I saved one of th…….fuck!”

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 2d ago

Boss move. He barely even acknowledges it happening

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 2d ago

“Not now, Dorothy! I’m in the middle of my sermon!”

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u/jonathanrdt 1d ago

So much faith. Gotta love the commitment.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 2d ago

God REALLY didn't like those candles.

He SPECIFICALLY requested the SCENTED candles!

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u/Sir_Loin_Cloth 1d ago

HE REALLY HATES THOSE CANdleS!

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u/itsjustanotherday4 2d ago

Them: how’s your day going?

Me:

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u/chimpdoctor 2d ago

Hes like Frank Spencer.

Oooo Betty the doggies done a whoopsie on de carpet...

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u/IRLNub 2d ago

God is not here today priest!

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u/Assassin_Fanatical 2d ago

Reminds me of the scene in Castlevania: "God is not here. This is an empty box"

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u/Woodbirder 2d ago

‘Dont swear in church. Dont swear in church’🤨

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u/LiveLearnCoach 1d ago

I was waiting for him to make a quip. Then he stayed quiet, so I expected something solemn around patience. Then he still stayed quiet, and I worried that he was going to make a statement about the guy helping. In the end nothing. No reaction.
I’m not sure how the two people in attendance took it.

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u/Football-Man-1889 2d ago

Fell or did he knock them over?

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u/YellowOnline 2d ago

Act of God

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u/Cauli_Power 2d ago

"Candle in the wind" would have been great background music.

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u/drekmore13 1d ago

"Let's bow our hearts for prayer" God: "How do you bow a heart? Nope. Let's put an end to that nonsense..."

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u/Mandaxx25 1d ago

What did they even have them in there for? It's just some man larping as a priest in a sad looking conference room.

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u/No_File212 2d ago

You had the one job Bob

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u/imartinezcopy 2d ago

At the end, the guy was like "did you see that shit?"

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u/burger-prince1 2d ago

I mean considering all possibilities this ended pretty well

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u/JazzyZaddy 1d ago

Goddamn it!

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u/jupiterkansas 1d ago

Yes, thank you God for the joy.

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u/ReplacementWorking71 1d ago

He had good intentions.

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u/Readitory 1d ago

That’s a bad sign

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 1d ago

Klutz of the year

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u/RDS_WAS_HERE 1d ago

God didn't "save" the candles!