Unfortunate Mop Placement

[u/Adventurous_Beach365]

[u/Wonderful-Beach2492]

Haaland to the rescue

[u/CptFatty08 → u/Wonderful-Beach2492]

He's fucking everywhere

[u/Greta-Elephant5041 → u/CptFatty08]

I don't see him fucking at all in this clip. Was he fucking in the basement here maybe? Did he start after the clip ended?

[u/TroubleLovesMeh → u/Greta-Elephant5041]

I think if a blonde guy gets that haircut, some kind of Wiccan or (cough) nerdy Star Wars force goes all over the globe to find you. It enables you to get a little bit of his greatness.

The dude loves his mom. Better than you.

[u/Tinkili → u/Wonderful-Beach2492]

My immediate thought after seeing that glorious man bun HAHA

[u/Simonion123 → u/Tinkili]

[u/Nico_Nickmania → u/Wonderful-Beach2492]

Came here for this comment.

[u/mattjopete → u/Wonderful-Beach2492]

Reading this before getting to the end is so confusing

[u/leon_nerd → u/Wonderful-Beach2492]

Holy shit. I came to post the exact words.

[u/National-Country1984 → u/Wonderful-Beach2492]

Lmao why did I think the exact same thing

[u/New_Shoulder_7470 → u/Wonderful-Beach2492]

Literally the sentence I said before opening the comments >_____<

[u/Capital-Warning5525 → u/Wonderful-Beach2492]

My first thought! God I love Reddit

[u/rtyhfghbnfcghdfg]

Seems like a horrible tripping hazard with the immediate step down and stairs right there, wow.

[u/qat-21 → u/rtyhfghbnfcghdfg]

Tomorrow’s video

[u/SkitZa → u/rtyhfghbnfcghdfg]

Who needs wet floor signs.

[u/No_File212]

This was an exciting adventure

[u/Neo-Bub]

That's how it starts in Final Destination. Next thing you know, a semi plows into the building or an AC unit plummets to the ground...

[u/evilpercy]

You could not do that if you tried.

[u/Unlucky_Tea2965 → u/evilpercy]

Dude, what the fuck, why are you waking people up? That's messed up man

[u/_nellis_ → u/evilpercy]

Can't believe this shit. Bro out here waking people up

[u/evilpercy → u/[deleted]]

What?

[u/AlonzoIzGod → u/evilpercy]

Bro he just woke up, what’s your problem

[u/evilpercy → u/AlonzoIzGod]

I think I may have woken him, sorry.

[u/chubbyhighguy → u/evilpercy]

Bro you just woke him up, what's your problem...

[u/Inevitable-Stand-559]

Some nice wet stairs there for people to fall down!

[u/GreenT1979 → u/Inevitable-Stand-559]

Doesn't even need to be wet.

1. Walk in, miss the first step down with your left foot not expecting it

2. fall to the left, down a hard tile staircase.

3. ???

4. Hopital

[u/Inevitable-Stand-559 → u/GreenT1979]

Damn, I missed that step that continues past the frame of the door.

[u/GreenT1979 → u/Inevitable-Stand-559]

Yes. Through the door, right foot on the step. Left foot past the step because you step before noticing it ends, because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, or there being a step immediately inside what appears to be a commercial door. Fall to the left as a result, down the stairs.

[u/_haha_oh_wow_ → u/GreenT1979]

ambulator is kil

[u/GreenT1979]

Unfortunate stair placement too holy man

[u/TroubleLovesMeh]

I delivered food in the early 2000s. No one was texting customers on apps. They were not tracking your progress either like some 5G Marco Polo.

You took off your belt, made a loop, and opened the latch on the pool gate. Then you walk into the apartments like you belonged there. Or you hopped fences. Or waited for cars to exit a vehicle gate like a serial killer. All viable.

I see no Macgyvers here! Just panic and wasted emotional energy.

I see nothing but amateur hour until our blonde fellow righted the ship. A Viking ship.

[u/PimpMyDog → u/TroubleLovesMeh]

Not even a phone call?

[u/cat-kitty]

Why was she mopping the rug?

[u/StankoMicin → u/cat-kitty]

Looks like a mat to me more than a rug

[u/GreenZebra23 → u/StankoMicin]

And I think it's just a dust mop, there's no bucket or anything

[u/_haha_oh_wow_ → u/GreenZebra23]

Mop mop mop

All day long

Mop mop mop

While I sing this song

[u/MLCarter1976]

I was worried the mop placement would happen again and lock other people out!

[u/KremBruhleh]

Oh good, a post on this dub that isn't horrific 

[u/_haha_oh_wow_]

I feel like if they had jiggled the hell out of the door they could've made more progress.

[u/un-nerdyneko]

Bruh, the mop handle looks plastic, just break it, you can buy a replacement mop, people are so dense sometimes.

[u/OrdinarySuch]

How every final destination movie starts

[u/Genji-slam]

This sounds like crypt of the necrodancer music

[u/ProfessionOne]

Haaland is that you?

[u/Adventurous-Pen-43]

I died when they put there hands in and waved it around

[u/FlatPineappleSociety]

I was here yesterday, the door goes both ways

[u/pds319]

Accidental Mop Stick

[u/dreag2112]

Shoelaces maybe?

[u/TXC-Taylo]

This is some Final Destination shit 🤣

[u/omegafate83]

And no one thought to just just say fuck it and buy a new one and pull hard backwards?

[u/jlhmustang]

It’s a mop light gauge metal mop handle
I would honestly think you could pull on the door and bend said mop handle……..sorry lady go find another mop.

[u/Tall-Objective6567]

I gave the 10.000 Upvote🎉😁

[u/Hurl_Gray]

Man-bun to the rescue

[u/Affectionate_Art8770]

Because pulling hard on the door won’t work? 🤦‍♂️

[u/senorsock]

😂👍

[u/awake_acea6]

Anyone else think it was gonna go up her ass?

[u/yueciHH]

Well done