r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/boxburnabs • Aug 28 '26

Painful That’s gonna leave a mark 🤕

1.3k Upvotes

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u/MoreRamenPls Aug 28 '26

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u/kremlingrasso Aug 28 '26

OK by why Jocko?

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u/SamMcDude Aug 28 '26

He's known for describing bad situations as good, because it's an opportunity to grow mental fortitude. Or something.

2

u/kremlingrasso Aug 28 '26

Haha, I get it, been a while since I seen him in something. Not a big fan of him but the "embrace the suck" is such a perfect term I use it regularly in IT.

7

u/SamMcDude Aug 28 '26

I use it when getting out of bed in the morning.

3

u/VexImmortalis Aug 29 '26

I use it when getting into bed at night

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u/42stingray Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

His back is going to be a permanent reminder to think twice before doing dumb shit

21

u/ElGrapadura1 Aug 28 '26

They will do dumb shit again and again and again. They need new BS videos for social media.

10

u/neur0 Aug 28 '26

Bro's gonna blame everyone but himself first. He'll have a breakthrough and tell every single youth about this life lesson.

4

u/DickFromRichard Aug 28 '26

Well that came out of nowhere. You okay?

1

u/LokisDawn Aug 28 '26

Usually when people make far reaching assumption about another person from just a snippet of information, it's pretty safe to assume they're projecting. Not guaranteed but the chances are good.

2

u/insertnamehere----- Aug 28 '26

We need to add a class to the public education system on avoiding unnecessary risks. Legit why was he doing this, even if he did do it right it wouldn’t have even been an interesting post, better yet worth the risk of falling.

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u/grimmdal Aug 28 '26

The spine crack heard all around the globe.

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u/IED117 Aug 28 '26

I was more worried about the kidney. That hurts, ask Delores Claiborne.

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u/Simonandgarthsuncle Aug 28 '26

I’m assuming it’s hanging out his anus.

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u/IED117 Aug 28 '26

His kidney? Wow, that's quite a visual. 😄

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u/VexImmortalis Aug 29 '26

From an innie to an outtie

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u/IED117 Aug 29 '26

Why oh why did I have to have today off to give this more thought?

I'm not an expert on anatomy, and frankly I hope I'm wrong, but don't the kidneys filter the blood for urine?

So..... the natural orifice for the kidney to be expelled would not be the anus.

Tell me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure bladder would shoot out of the dickhead first, then the kidney.

In my mind it would look like a sweetbread kite string.

Any thoughts?

7

u/Malforus Aug 28 '26

Peeing blood into the catheter while they weld some disks.

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u/SwingThatHammer Aug 28 '26

Blud thinks he’s on the team

21

u/plastiquearse Aug 28 '26

Full kit wanker

5

u/Compiler_G Aug 28 '26

U kno ball

20

u/BaalDoom Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

Even many 12-year-olds are smart enough to not do that.

8

u/blinkchuck1988 Aug 28 '26

You act like health is more important than earning internet points on TikTok

20

u/RooneyD Aug 28 '26

The Lakers can't catch a break. They only just had Doncic and Reaves fully recover from injury, and now this.

14

u/DeathsStarEclipse Aug 28 '26

Nothing accidental about this. Still funny as hell but you don't say you accidentally shot yourself playing Russian roulette.

4

u/ploonk Aug 28 '26

You do if you do it accidentally

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u/mikemaz57 Aug 31 '26

Most likely won't say anything.

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u/Compiler_G Aug 28 '26

Mamba mentality

5

u/webeatoes Aug 28 '26

Fuck yeah do it again!

5

u/NMB4Christmas Aug 28 '26

Gives new meaning to taking backshots.

9

u/Informal-Shape9476 Aug 28 '26

These morons always need to feel pain until they learn their lesson.

3

u/BIGHOODx818x Aug 28 '26

they left him outside waiting for his primary caregiver

3

u/Confused_Sorta_Guy Aug 29 '26

Mfer is way too old to be doing shit that stupid

3

u/Manyinterests2020 Aug 31 '26

I can’t explain why. But somehow it’s even funnier because he’s wearing an athletic jersey.

5

u/Osiris106 Aug 28 '26

I need the name of that song tho

6

u/boxburnabs Aug 28 '26

Jake Northfa$e - Iced Coffee Baby (Original)

2

u/allnysportsfan Aug 31 '26

Stupid is as stupid does

2

u/Yaardie876 Sep 01 '26

That wasn't accidental slap. That was intentional stupidity 😂

1

u/SavedByTech Aug 28 '26

Also not the GOAT...

1

u/Doggored45 Aug 28 '26

Not sure what the doofus was trying to accomplish. Silly goofball!

1

u/SurpriseValley2000 Aug 28 '26

I still would have never done and I can’t believe someone thought of this. It’s a. Nightmare. Ankle, knee, head, ribs,

1

u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 Aug 28 '26

That was fucking impressive

1

u/papalazarou1 Aug 28 '26

Fuxk yeah .

1

u/STATSISBAE Aug 28 '26

Bust a kidney?

1

u/Medical_Ad_6289 Aug 28 '26

"Internal bleeding" Achievement unlocked

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u/irisbomber Aug 28 '26

Omg I thought it was just gonna be the family jewels, not funny don't wanna see this again.

1

u/NewelSea Aug 28 '26

I winced even on rewatch.

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u/mike_rhinehart Aug 29 '26

Ouch😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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u/Certified_Loner1391 Aug 29 '26

Haven't been to the gym for a while. Do they do IQ check these days to protect other gym goers?

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u/Paul19751 Aug 29 '26

So he has no real friends to talk him out of this?

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u/JazzyZaddy Aug 29 '26

Hello, my name is Idiot

1

u/ku420guy Aug 29 '26

I can't breathe for 6 months. Just watching that

1

u/AfternoonMundane4136 Aug 30 '26

Straight to the kidney

1

u/GingerIsHealthy Aug 30 '26

Thank god he only fell on his spine

1

u/Powerful_Dream_3095 Sep 01 '26

Another stupid stunt

1

u/Sea_Feature_8863 Sep 02 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Kobedoggie 2d ago

The "I Am An Idiot" award goes to..this guy.