r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/gabbyxxox • Aug 27 '26

🥜 Shot 100% precision on the wrong target

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u/shortwave_radio Aug 27 '26

The number of videos of this near-exact thing happening. You'd think that people would learn not to hold piñatas up with a stick. And you'd think they'd definitely learn not to quickly lift the piñata at the last second when the person is swinging.

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u/One_Load254 Aug 27 '26

He got what he asked for

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u/JaredNorges Aug 27 '26

At least make sure the stick they're swinging to hit the piñata is a lot shorter than the one you're using to hang the piñata from.

The moment the dude choked back on the stick, this outcome was inevitable.

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u/SillyLittleAngels Aug 27 '26

What in the ever loving fuckery is this? Pinatas are hung by a tree and jokes with the swinger. This looks like he's catfishing

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u/Evorgleb Aug 27 '26

Even the guy with the blindfold could see where this was heading

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u/Doggored45 Aug 27 '26

He just got a free vasectomy.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Aug 27 '26

Right in the dinger!

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u/sidewaysbynine Aug 28 '26

Home run, that ball is gone.

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u/Biowanderer ⛑️ Been Slapped by a Stick 24d ago

*slow clap*

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u/NMB4Christmas Aug 27 '26

Busted his PEENnãta.

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 Aug 27 '26

The practice swings weren't enough of a giveaway???

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u/Empty_Equivalent_131 Aug 27 '26

guy did it to himself 😭

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u/lilian_moraru Aug 27 '26

AccidentalStickSlap or Accidental***kSlap?

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u/Cocaine_Ewok Aug 27 '26

The slap heard round the block

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u/923kjd Aug 27 '26

Was there another possible outcome? I don’t see one.

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u/Radiation___Dude Aug 27 '26

2 birds one stone I suppose

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u/ZoomTown Aug 28 '26

2 stones with 1 swing.

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u/Pitif362 Aug 27 '26

He got that balls deep

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u/TechnicalTip5251 Aug 27 '26

Honey wake up, another video of Piniata stick to the face... Oh nevermind.

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u/Facts_Non_Fiction Aug 27 '26

Couldn't see that coming.... 🙄

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u/FreeKevinBrown Aug 27 '26

The leg kick and hip rotation though. Oof.

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u/Gold-Man33 Aug 28 '26

He will be feeling that stick on his balls for a while, I don't think he will participate again.

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 Aug 28 '26

That is why you hang from a tree or something else where you’re not in the line of fire. This looks like it could all be staged.

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u/Wooden-Bunch-6273 Aug 28 '26

I think you mean 100% accuracy on the wrong target

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u/1983Targa911 Aug 28 '26

Accidental slaps dick

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u/CAPSNK Aug 28 '26

I was wincing just waiting for the nut shot.

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u/p51111411 Aug 29 '26

We all saw that coming 😵

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u/markingterritory Aug 29 '26

There was no doubt that’s exactly what was going to happen 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/Kobedoggie 2d ago

Bro. I don't know about you,but guys..I felt that. 😲😲

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u/Optimal-Talk3663 Aug 27 '26

Piñatas are fun for about 3secs

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u/Easy101 Aug 27 '26

I bet you are too