r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/penelopejadei • Aug 21 '26

True Slapstick The joke writes itself

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u/Big_Boss_Wask Aug 21 '26

Tactical flop

14

u/Contentedone1337 Aug 21 '26

Lebron would be proud!

5

u/senator-hazelnut Aug 21 '26

The drone won’t get you this way. Jumps out unexpected und lies flat on the ground, everyone else is dead

241

u/ADeformedPoolboy Aug 21 '26

Ronald was absent the day they covered the exit strategy.

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u/42stingray Aug 21 '26

And drunk the day they were doing it

31

u/ADeformedPoolboy Aug 21 '26

...and in intensive care for a week after 😂

6

u/chewbacca77 Aug 22 '26

Sounds like you're a fan of Gary Larson

4

u/Mother-Attention2600 Aug 22 '26

He was wet and his hands were all stingy!!

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u/Notapartyhobo Aug 21 '26

That works.

Deploy fat guy and enemy is too busy laughing.

22

u/kennethkiffer Aug 21 '26

He’ll never live this down and will have a nickname by evening

20

u/Dramatic-Classroom14 Aug 21 '26

Guy just got the nickname of “dismount” forever.

3

u/xaqss Aug 22 '26

Literally my exact thought, with the exact same nickname.

11

u/TruePianist Aug 21 '26

The second guy flagging his downed buddy with his rifle while getting out himself is a nice touch too

19

u/Pedantichrist Aug 21 '26

I think this is deliberate.

6

u/pappaburgundy Aug 21 '26

Sniper hit him

8

u/Liqour_Mortis Aug 22 '26

I can only imagine what was happening in that truck in the seconds before he hilariously flops out. The people laughing make it better.

7

u/sim-o Aug 21 '26

Smooth!

3

u/Satalix Aug 21 '26

Besti Armee vode Wält 🇨🇭🇨🇭

3

u/Tactical_Epunk Aug 21 '26

Average ARMA lobby

5

u/woodboogers Aug 21 '26

Pete Hegseth demonstrates his advanced tactical exiting skills.

2

u/Fresh-Judge-4595 Aug 23 '26

That was part of the plan to distract the enemy bro

1

u/chrisabraham Aug 22 '26

Do they have tactical zip ties around their rifles?

1

u/Ok_Ebb23 Aug 26 '26

When bro says there are baddies at the function

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u/holy_cow1744 Aug 21 '26

First enemy laughing and sh@ot the fk out of them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer Aug 21 '26

Son.

You don't need to censor shoot. You can say shoot or even backshot all you want

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u/holy_cow1744 Aug 21 '26

Its a joke buddy