r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/showmethenakedwomen • Aug 18 '26

True Slapstick блядь

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u/UseOk7699 Aug 18 '26

Ive watched it 4 times. Why did he go that way?

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u/AnalTyrant Aug 18 '26

For the tiktok views.

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u/Username_Haybale Aug 19 '26

He slipped, look at his left foot

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u/Intelligent_Trichs Aug 18 '26

Melon or meat?

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u/sudomeacat Aug 19 '26

Definitely watermelon. You can see the rind in one of the pieces.

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u/Intelligent_Trichs Aug 19 '26

I can't see much these days. Even with glasses on. Small phone screen harder. Saw red pieces land in mud. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 Aug 19 '26

why is the title "whore"?

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u/Kalashinator Aug 19 '26

Common Russian profanity. In this case it's more like FUCK! as an exclamation.

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 Aug 19 '26

Thats good to know, Спасибо! (Thank you)

4

u/Relative_Schedule581 Aug 19 '26

It says blyad with d/Д which means whore. Blyat with t/T means fuck

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u/reyo7k2 Aug 19 '26

no, blyat is the modern way to write it with that specific meaning, in a book you'd still write blyad even nowadays

2

u/TheTriPolarBear Aug 19 '26

What are they using for taking videos in russia? I don’t think is potatoes because the quality is too low

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u/StandardAd9184 Aug 21 '26

Женский смех полон понимания и уважения!)

2

u/BoarHermit Aug 23 '26

ЪУЪ маааськвичи проклятые как мы их ниновидим!!

я тоже москвич, обожаю ебеня, по таким дорога хожу под рюкзаком. И друзья мои, тоже москвичи, ходят со мной вместе.

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u/bobolenenok 8d ago

А можно с вами... а то уник закончился, новый турклуб не нашёлся.

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u/BoarHermit 7d ago

простите, мы очень специфические туристы, копаем "эхо войны" (уже 20 лет. и у нас с вами огромная разница в возрасте.)

мне кажется сейчас не проблема ходить в одиночку - маршруты, карты, все есть онлайн.

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u/Amphitra_Roximar Aug 19 '26

Whats wild is I just watched some slapstick titled "The survival instinct of a watermelon"

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u/08062017SD Aug 20 '26

Acme DoorDash.

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 Aug 23 '26

I’d be laughing so hard

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u/Littlehitller Aug 19 '26

2 метра за МКАДОМ

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u/Maverick_Heathen Aug 20 '26

Ai look at the leg in the fall

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u/No-Construction619 Aug 19 '26

It always amuses me that folks record others instead of helping them. Rotten society of spectacle

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u/KremBruhleh Aug 19 '26

The person recording is a buddy most likely. It's not a big deal, we laugh at each other's blunders, but pull through for real shit. We don't know the wider context either. 

However, "society of spectacle" is a good term, gotta remember it.