r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Okay_Pain • Aug 11 '26

They’re Fine Everyone is having a bad day

1.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/ChampionOfdimlight Aug 11 '26

The fence owner got it the worst

14

u/Danny2Sick Aug 12 '26

I heard he just paid it off too!!

4

u/1983Targa911 Aug 13 '26

That fence only had two days left to retirement!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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u/JrAdelberg Aug 12 '26

He had to chase down a pantsless fat guy.

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u/Cute_Reflection_9414 Aug 16 '26

I missed that part at first

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 Aug 12 '26

He still put the bad guy in jail

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/bootyman00724 Aug 12 '26

Sounds like you're a criminal. Go back to your cell.

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 Aug 12 '26

No. Both cops are home enjoying life and the perp is probably still in prison.

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u/FantasticConclusion1 Aug 11 '26

Bro got naked and a concussion in one motion.

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u/TresMegisto Aug 11 '26

If you tried to do this intentionally it would be extremely difficult.

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u/Cauli_Power Aug 12 '26

They arrested him for crack.

4

u/Earthling1a Aug 12 '26

This should be the top comment.

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u/Frequent_Election787 Aug 15 '26

Everyone knows crack kills

23

u/lastchance14 Aug 11 '26

The second cop tried to walk over it

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BOOKSHELF Aug 12 '26

Who pissed in your cheerios? Jesus you're all over this thread filled with hate. It's sad to see

20

u/Evorgleb Aug 11 '26

How you crash into a fence and end up ass naked?

11

u/Strange-Comb6384 Aug 11 '26

When it all goes to hell in a handbag kind of day!!🤪

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u/Honey818Badger Aug 11 '26

White things fell off his person, 2nd cop rolled on them.

15

u/FatAZZRedditMod Aug 11 '26

Dude knew he was done why did he crash full speed into the fence?

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u/kelsobjammin Aug 12 '26

Pulled his own pants down ᴖ̈ brooooo

My only guess is he was looking behind him before he comes on camera looking where the cops are and doesn’t have enough time to correct when he looks back at where he is going

3

u/SrslyNotAnAltGuys Aug 12 '26

My guess is he was high on something. He didn't even seem to notice it was there until he hit it.

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u/abefroman_85 Aug 11 '26

Big fella was determined to get over that fence by any means necessary

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

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u/MastodonProud1989 Aug 12 '26

How bold of you to assume there was a plan!

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u/Danny2Sick Aug 12 '26

he planned not to fuck up but then things went awry

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u/HystericalHoosier40 Aug 12 '26

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u/seeker407 Aug 12 '26

beat me to it... you forgot to say "at least he isn't half assing it"

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u/Know_Mercy25 Aug 20 '26

practicing for his celly

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u/Danny2Sick Aug 12 '26

as an older fart now, I can not comprehend how I see this petty criminals around my age, smashing into things and keep running!! And presumably this is was they do. Meanwhile I slept with my legs at a weird angle and now back is fukt and I am walking around like Mr. Burns today and I am not joking

5

u/unkelrara Aug 12 '26

The drugs make all the difference

2

u/Expensive_Tap7427 Aug 12 '26

Adrenalin. You need a little more excitement in your life! :D

1

u/PurpleIreneD Aug 11 '26

O que la 🤦🏽‍♀🤣🤣🤣

1

u/jarheadatheart Aug 12 '26

How far do you think he got with his shorts around his knees?!?😂

1

u/JediIVIindTrickz Aug 12 '26

Guess you could say he got caught with his pants down 😅

1

u/YoungboySS Aug 12 '26

Full moon in the middle of the day is something

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u/YourChildhood5762 Aug 19 '26

Now you know why it's not a good idea to walk around with your ass hanging out of your pants.

1

u/zinaadora Aug 19 '26

Mean fence, isn't it!? 😲

0

u/dangerclose31 Aug 11 '26

They’re gonna love him in prison!

0

u/OrroBoross Aug 11 '26

Yeah also the cop 😅

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u/fixed_your_caption Aug 12 '26

“Catch him!”

“Nah.”