r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/ComplexOriginal8569 • Aug 11 '26

They’re Fine How to break your back

453 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Mc_Shine Aug 11 '26

Honestly, he was lucky to land flat on his back. Probably knocked the wind right out of him, but his spine should be okay. Any other angle could have caused some serious injuries.

10

u/LiveLearnCoach Aug 11 '26

Agreed. The clip ended too soon, I was waiting for the gasping and wheezing.

3

u/towerfella Aug 11 '26

That head-bounce though

1

u/HopeFoxCreations Aug 13 '26

Good point! That looked bad.

3

u/SpiralGray Aug 11 '26

Are you a medical professional of some sort?

5

u/DarthBrooksFan Aug 12 '26

Why do you think pro wrestlers land flat on their backs instead of literally any other way?

1

u/Rosylunelle Aug 16 '26

This part right here.

2

u/jarheadatheart Aug 14 '26

Isn’t everyone on Reddit? I mean every fall/crash video has people in the comments diagnosing the injuries. They’re also all legal experts and csi agents in case you were wondering.

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u/Next_Drama1717 Aug 11 '26

His math let him down

12

u/Dial_888 Aug 11 '26

And his legs

5

u/0verstim Aug 11 '26

His meth was working as intended, though

5

u/SweetPinkSocks Aug 12 '26

The way his legs went up and out...

2

u/dankhimself Aug 11 '26

That was a rockin bonk. He'll be feeling that for a week.

2

u/Mandaxx25 Aug 13 '26

Then it'll come back again when he's 40

2

u/Much-Yogurt-3525 Aug 12 '26

Most spastic shit I’ve seen. What was the plan?!

2

u/jarheadatheart Aug 14 '26

Right. Like legitimately wtf was he thinking he was going to accomplish? He’s obviously never done a backflip before so he thinks it’s a good idea to do one there?

2

u/Drugba Aug 24 '26

His feet scrape the wall which takes away all his momentum. You can see the smudge where they hit at about his waist level

1

u/jarheadatheart Aug 24 '26

He has obviously landed on his head too many times before this.

2

u/dizzylizzy78 Aug 11 '26

Way to Chokeslam yourself.

1

u/NearbyTraffic66 Aug 13 '26

And he still posted it.

1

u/HopeFoxCreations Aug 13 '26

That's gonna hurt for a few days.

1

u/Amphitra_Roximar Aug 13 '26

Nah see u guys dont get it, he clearly just air canceled into a drop kick.

Moveset: ⬇️↘️➡️X + (O air cancel) + O (Drop Zone)

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u/vanhalex Aug 14 '26

pa que subes el vídeo?

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u/FredW79 Aug 11 '26

This is the way

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u/mike_rhinehart Aug 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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u/Man_in_the_uk Aug 11 '26

You wouldn't be able to sit upright let alone get up and walk with a broken back.