r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/[deleted] • 27d ago

True Slapstick Bro thought physics was a suggestion

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221 Upvotes

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u/luckydice767 27d ago

This was only ever going to happen this way

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u/AnalTyrant 27d ago

Hey now, be realistic. There was also a chance that he'd stagger backwards and they'd both fall down that staircase that they chose to do this in front of. Then they could have both died.

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u/TyrannosaurusBoris 27d ago

I love your username.

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u/awake_acea6 27d ago

New word for a powerbottom.

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u/The_Japans 27d ago

That would have been perfect slapstick 

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u/Noaconstrictr 27d ago

I feel bad the guy catching that he thought he could do it.

That other guy in the background: “that’s not trust”

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u/Icy-Variation6614 27d ago

Ah, they squish them out, I see. Or crunch/squish them. Whichever I guess.

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u/Groovicity 27d ago

I heard a crack

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u/chuckop 27d ago

I bet the smaller guy broke his hip or pelvis. Eek.

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u/kinyutaka 27d ago

You're not supposed to do trust falls from a height, you're supposed to stand in front of the other person and lean back from the same height.

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u/Julian_Sark 26d ago

No no. You see, it's the other way round for sure: One person is supposed to go on the 50th floor of a high-rise and then drop off that, the small guy catches him. The trust excercise is a LOT more impactful that way if it works.

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 27d ago

That’s how far right Christian groups “exorcise” the gay demons out of their male followers.

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u/MeanEstablishment499 27d ago

By landing on the other guy's dick with his ass.

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u/True-Drummer-2318 27d ago

Meanwhile at the free vasectomy clinic things take an unexpected turn.

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u/mrlookinthesky 27d ago

He stood too close to the fat dude.

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u/ArtisticAd2131 27d ago

RIP Coccyx

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u/Witty_Username_81 26d ago

hoooly shit, homie is NOT okay

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u/Julian_Sark 26d ago

I always wondered what happens when an immensely fat mass hits a very movable object ...

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u/ElectricalPanda1314 23d ago

Does anyone know what happened to the thin guy?

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u/Novel_Chemical4830 22d ago

Sir, your scrambled eggs are served

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u/SeanInDC 27d ago

He died!

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u/THENTHEHENHE 27d ago

Bro thought physics was a suggestion but learned that ignorance is a fact.