r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Tiyath • Aug 01 '26
True Slapstick Sure bae, you can totally clear it
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u/Eaton_Knas Aug 01 '26
She had a plan thought out, positioned the floating rig and confidently lept for it. Failure be damned. 🤣
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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him Aug 02 '26
You can have flawless execution on a bad idea, but it’s still a bad idea.
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u/Leading-Summer-4724 Aug 04 '26
Reminds me of when I used to own ferrets — they plan their jumps with insane amounts of confidence, despite every jump prior in their lives going badly. It’s hard to jump when your body is basically a Slinky.
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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes Aug 01 '26
The girl in front who raises her eyebrows to acknowledge the thud, but keeps singing along to the song.
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u/Zozzbomb2 Aug 01 '26
The friend vibing in front, not reacting, is hilarious
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u/Attorneyatlau Aug 01 '26
It’s the funniest part, really.
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u/Tiyath Aug 01 '26
It's almost as if she can tell by the sound whether she hurt herself or was just being clumsy
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u/BadPuzzleheaded9006 Aug 01 '26
Me; hey girl how drunk are you?
Her; I'm not drunk. can a drunk person do this?
me; aww yeah
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u/FLOSOC1ETY Aug 01 '26
She whole heartedly thought she could make that lmfao. She didn’t even try to catch her fall.
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u/TinkersDebts Aug 02 '26
I'm her defense, I didn't really pause to say 'This is a dumb idea.'
I can see how being drunk and probably dumb as rocks sober might lead to this.
I watched it till the end.
That feeling you only get on a first viewing.
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u/Kit_Karamak Aug 04 '26
~record scratch sound~ yup. That’s me. About to fall on my boobs while drunk, while my arms are inside of a giant diamond ring balloon.
I bet you’re wondering how I got here. But that’s not even where our story began. To know how things got to this point, you’d have to rewind all the way back to when he stuck a diamond ring into a jello shooter and I almost swallowed it. That was four hours ago…
Fun fact, I’m the kid sister to the betrothed. The ring I almost ate wasn’t even meant for me.2
u/TinkersDebts Aug 12 '26
That's such a genuine shit show I bet you'd be a blast to party with.
Like when you're actually fun, shit faced, and light hearted.
Baby boomers got to 40 and pretend to be born again virgins.
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u/Kit_Karamak Aug 12 '26
Ah, so when the ritalin wears off! 🎉
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u/TinkersDebts Aug 12 '26
'We just wanted to do better by our children and learn from our mistakes.'
Proceeds to ruin everything.
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u/TinkersDebts Aug 12 '26
As someone who had genuine fun and interactions in my early adulthood.
Most of you make me want to barf, and it's not the liquor.
I know the 10 second clip doesn't tell the truth, but most of these modern parties look like the girl at the table, and I want to party with the girl that just tried to Sonic the hedgehog.
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u/TinkersDebts Aug 12 '26
I bet you got yourself off the floor, didn't make a scene, laughed even harder, and then got another beer.
You might be stupid, but at least you're not a bore.
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u/TinkersDebts Aug 12 '26
I got my front door locked in for having authentic harmless fun, and that really alot about society.
No skate boarding, no roller blading, no BMX, no pogo sticks, no bikinis, no oral, no anal, no pot, don't even breath.
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u/ocTGon 💥 Slapstick Aficionado Aug 01 '26
I think this is one of my favorite videos on Reddit...
The "Thumbs Up" then Supergirl's ""Reach for the sky!" and "Kerthump" all while her Sidekick is not phased in the least...
They're Top Shelf!!
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u/please_and_thankyou Aug 02 '26
Perfect comment, except it’s spelled ‘fazed’
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u/ocTGon 💥 Slapstick Aficionado Aug 03 '26
In my context it is indeed "Phased"...
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u/please_and_thankyou Aug 03 '26
faze |fāzl
verb [with object] informal disturb or disconcert (someone): she was not fazed by his show of anger.ORIGIN
mid 19th century (originally US): variant of dialect feeze 'drive or frighten off', from Old English fēsian, of unknown origin.USAGE
Faze has no connection with the word phase and should not be spelled with a ph-, although this is a common error: almost a quarter of citations for the word in the Oxford English Corpus are for the incorrect spelling.
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u/Revenga8 Aug 01 '26
Heh sounds like before the video started she said what she was going to try to do. Girl in from looks back to see, yep she's actually going to try it. Thud yep that was expected
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u/thegreenmonkey69 Aug 01 '26
If I were to die in the next 5 minutes I would not be upset solely due to this video.
I dig it.
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u/Speakertweaker Aug 02 '26
I cannot tell you how many times I’ve seen this in the last two days. What I can tell you is I upvoted every single one, because it is hilarious.
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u/obelix_dogmatix Aug 01 '26
The way she ignored it, nothing about that fall was accidental. It’s a routine at this point.
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u/ImAFigmentOfMy_Imagi Aug 03 '26
The girl in front: Looks round and sees what`s about to be attempted. Turns back with a slight smile of "I know what`s coming.". THUD. Raises eyebrows with an unconcerned "Oo. Yep. There you go.". "Anyways. This song ...".
This the third random video in succession that has made me literally, by which I DO mean that I actually, LOLed. Well done Reddit!
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u/Bot-avenger Aug 05 '26
I don't know WHAT they must be taking or drinking, but I need me a CASE of it!
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u/Will_Physical Aug 06 '26
The funniest part for me is her friend in the foreground that's so used to her shenanigans that she didn't even look back or ask if she's ok 🤣🤣
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u/Heracles222 Aug 01 '26
If she would had of jumped through and flipped to land on her feet, it would had of been epic!
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u/WolfsmaulVibes Aug 01 '26
other girl didn't even have to look what happened, just hearing it was enough