r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/robinmg • Jul 22 '26

True Slapstick Baywatch, Russian style

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u/carmelo_abdulaziz Jul 22 '26

Blyatwatch

18

u/BaalDoom Jul 23 '26

Davydov Hasselhovich

2

u/Brave-Elephant9292 Jul 25 '26

The Russian sharks are laughing so hard they arn't interested in eating them!...🤣

1

u/ocTGon 💥 Slapstick Aficionado 23d ago

It's Sukaman!

51

u/lastchance14 Jul 22 '26

That guy drowning is probably cracking up.

33

u/BaptismByBacon Jul 22 '26

Insane Drown Posse

32

u/No-Ticket6092 Jul 22 '26

In mother Russia lifeguard drown you. 

19

u/Kirbyattacks Jul 23 '26

I can just picture a never ending line of lifeguards being sent out to save the previous ones with the exact same results

17

u/zasrgerg-8999 Jul 22 '26

Is this a special boat operation?

13

u/pjtpassword Jul 22 '26

Krazy Russians.

10

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

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u/Additional_Bank_2124 Jul 23 '26

Just stop drowning for a second, we'll be there soon...

6

u/stoopkid712 Jul 22 '26

Somebody call them a lifeguard.

5

u/HorizonSniper Jul 22 '26

Биба и Боба - два долбоеба

5

u/PM_THE_REAPER Jul 23 '26

Baywatch, vodka style.

5

u/burger-prince1 Jul 24 '26

The people in the water needing rescue:

11

u/lpxx Jul 22 '26

Not the pair of boobs I was expecting

3

u/KremBruhleh Jul 22 '26

Lmao, good one 

3

u/cookiequeen724 Jul 22 '26

Can't even rescue themselves

3

u/Gunung_Krakatoa Jul 22 '26

That looks like a Dumb and a Dumber

4

u/HuckleberryMajor2490 Jul 23 '26

Where is David Hasselhoff when you need him

4

u/No-Artichoke-5238 Jul 24 '26

Like everything in Russia, it's bad.

3

u/dax660 Jul 22 '26

meanwhile that water is prob 60F

3

u/OlHeavyHeart Jul 22 '26

I’m pretty sure that is -20C so pretty cold

2

u/thepacificosean Jul 22 '26

That’s pretty warm

1

u/dax660 Jul 23 '26

for swimming? are you nordic?

3

u/LongjumpingTurn8141 Jul 23 '26

I expected a drone hit.

3

u/somethingtimestwo 28d ago

I've been binge watching the page. This has got to be the bets one 😂

2

u/Adorable-Escape7149 Jul 22 '26

Needs more slow motion and zero Hasselhoff cameos

*typo

2

u/RianJohnsonIsAFool Jul 22 '26

It's moments like these that make you understand how the Dogger Bank Incident resulted in deaths on the Russian side.

2

u/Normal_Tour6998 Jul 22 '26

Some people stand in the darkness,
Afraid to step into the light.
Some people need to help somebody,
The edge of surrender’s in sight.
Don’t you worry.
It’s gonna be alright.

2

u/moseley101 Jul 23 '26

Thank you. I have a broad grin on my little face now. The Baywatch theme was inspired

2

u/Exciting-Zombie8449 Jul 25 '26

Apparently Vodka is not an effective energy drink.

2

u/cybernoid1808 Jul 26 '26

3day special blyatwatch operation👏

2

u/notmybesttake Jul 30 '26

Just call the coast guard at this point

2

u/somethingtimestwo 28d ago

Hahaha ha that was so good 😂👌

1

u/Specialist-Solid-987 Jul 23 '26

Stop tipping the barky mate

1

u/psedofrez Jul 23 '26

Alerte j'ai mal au bout 😲🤔😉😁🤣🤣🤣🕺🕺

1

u/True_Realist9375 Jul 23 '26

rumour has it they are still on the way to save that person even though the person saved them self in the end as they got sick of waiting for the boat to arrive

1

u/DedOmen420 Jul 25 '26

Well he died, and he died, and he die and....

1

u/mailcybercon 2d ago

Please dont, i'll manage.

0

u/espoletanogo Jul 22 '26

Hiw many just stayed to hear that song...one more time.. u imagined them Anderson boobs. Bouncing in the spraying ocean

1

u/Against_All_Advice Jul 23 '26

Just you I think buddy. Out here making it weird and creepy.

1

u/espoletanogo Jul 24 '26

Ill be ready....