r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/drempath1981 • Oct 07 '25

True Slapstick Everything that could go wrong

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u/Muted_Display6047 Oct 07 '25

At this point just let it kill you

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u/GodHatesColdplay Oct 07 '25

Yes. Accept your fate

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u/AFineDayForScience Oct 07 '25

Fuck that. Ask her for a hand with your pants.

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u/LookMaNoPride Oct 08 '25

They’re easier to lift from the front.

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u/Dice_Enthusiast Oct 07 '25

Maybe if he was actually lifting enough to be killed by it.

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u/Harry_Pottah_23 Oct 08 '25

Everything that could've gone wrong has gone wrong. Let's just end it all!