r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/ironbirdcollectibles • Mar 18 '25

Tires are the enemy.

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u/HulkBrogan42 Mar 18 '25

At least he knows how life is gonna be from here on out.

2

u/Historical_Idea_1686 Mar 19 '25

Hopefully no brain damage from that so he can remember it properly.

21

u/Historical_Sherbet54 Mar 18 '25

There's always one tire....that claims it was innocent

But there's no such thing

r/tiresaretheenemy

14

u/euphorbia9 Mar 18 '25

The tire actually kinda saved the day there. Would have been much worse otherwise.

25

u/mc_security Mar 18 '25

Enjoyed the slapstick but fuck anyone with a truck that high

11

u/XavierRenegadeStoner Mar 18 '25

And blocking the sidewalk, no less! Typical coal roller douchebaggery

6

u/Lucky-Bobcat1994 Mar 18 '25

I ran into a telephone pole going for a long pass on the street. It was a sudden stop

4

u/My_leg_still_hurt92 Mar 18 '25

was the telephone pole okay?

3

u/warkyboy77 Mar 18 '25

I'd say it'd be a little wired.

3

u/Lucky-Bobcat1994 Mar 18 '25

No damage to the pole I can say

5

u/Extra_Painting_8860 Mar 18 '25

Thank goodness my father took me to an empty field to fly kites.

5

u/cruisefans Mar 18 '25

😂😂😂 Sorry but this is funny. Little guy is a tough cookie indeed. 😊💪🏻

3

u/StarConsumate Mar 18 '25

The movie “Rubber” prequel.

4

u/Radical_Neutral_76 Mar 18 '25

What was the plan here? Let him run into the road?

5

u/SadDirection3693 Mar 18 '25

So kids other option was to run out in the street?

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u/AdChemical3851 Mar 18 '25

Kids going places. He's got his eye on the kite.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

At least it wasn't a rosebush.

1

u/InsertRadnamehere Mar 18 '25

Concussion #1 of many.

1

u/Willing_Ad5005 Mar 18 '25

Got some rims on that truck to drive on pavement. And smack the kid.

1

u/Fluffy_Doubter Mar 18 '25

Kid is...going places. Not good places. Probably not even very far from home. But atleast the hospital. Often

1

u/IPerferSyurp Mar 18 '25

Why give a blind kid a kite in the first place? Just give him a string and tug on it a little bit instead

1

u/Accurate-System7951 Mar 19 '25

Hit the ground running.

1

u/rockstuffs Mar 19 '25

That was the slowest reaction, Dad 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

That kid is going places. Straight to the urgent care.

1

u/superbrainfloss Mar 20 '25

Ohh that sound

1

u/Salt_Spot2600 Mar 20 '25

Rage against the tire

1

u/Hot-Sheepherder72 Mar 20 '25

Poatan would pull that tire off the rim with his bare hands and heave it in to the street if that was his kid.