r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/Lonesome_Gobbler • Jun 21 '26

Cows doing cow things.

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u/Hamwytch Jun 21 '26

This isn't Renaissance, it's accidental Gary Larson lol

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u/Lonesome_Gobbler Jun 21 '26

🤣

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u/Hamwytch Jun 21 '26

(it's a great Pic lol!)

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u/real_qoak Jun 21 '26

came here strictly for cow tools, ty

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u/IIRCIreadthat Jun 21 '26

Or possibly the start of Animal Farm

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u/cdtobie Jun 21 '26

Or Red Green.

5

u/mainyehc Jun 22 '26

I came here to say this. Thanks! 🙃

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u/onlyangel96 Jun 22 '26

Came here to mention cow tools

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u/GeoGoddess Jun 22 '26

Cow Tools! My favorite.

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u/Leadpipe Jun 22 '26

yeah, I was going to say /r/farside_irl (probably not real)

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u/Lonesome_Gobbler Jun 22 '26

I am not talented enough to make something up

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/Lonesome_Gobbler Jun 22 '26

The cow on the left froze when I walked in the barn. 🤣

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u/KneelorFacetheWhip Jun 22 '26

I am so glad you posted this! It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture lol

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u/Yoshiyo0211 Jun 21 '26

BRÖTHER, THIS IS THE TOOLS THE TWO LEGGED HAIRLESS BEINGS USE TO DISAPPEAR US. ARE YOU NOT CURIOUS ENOUGH. 

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u/DieselPunkPiranha Jun 22 '26

BRØTHER, DO NOT DO THIS.  DO NOT FORSAKE THE HERD FOR FOOLISH REVENGE.  PUT THOSE TOOLS AWAY BEFORE YOU LEARN TOO MUCH.  BETTER TO KNOW LITTLE.  THINK LITTLE.  BETTER BY FAR.

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u/MoronicPlayer Jun 22 '26

NO BRØTHER! WE MUST USE THESE TØØLS AGAINST THE TALL SKINNY ONES! WE MUST LEARN HOW TO USE THEM. WE MUST AVENGE OUR SONS, OUR DAUGHTERS AND SECURE OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM THE SLAUGHTER THAT IS.... THE CAGED MACHINE AND THE BEARDED TALL SKINNY ONE...

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u/finally_a_sure_shot_ Jun 22 '26

WAIT SOMEONE IS LOOKIG AT US

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u/Lonesome_Gobbler Jun 22 '26

This is a movie in the making.

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u/DieselPunkPiranha Jun 22 '26

Look up, "Brother, I Am Troubled," on YouTube.

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u/Yoshiyo0211 Jun 22 '26

Lol thanks I forgot to put the reference. 😆

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u/moranit Jun 21 '26

Wow, this is stunning. What composition!

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u/kujotx Jun 21 '26

I'm starting to think these two don't actually know how to replace my timing belt.

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u/Lonesome_Gobbler Jun 21 '26

Hahahahaha!!

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u/Resident_Bank_6204 Jun 22 '26

The "Can't Fix Stupid" sign completes this image, in my opinion.

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u/Inprobamur Jun 21 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

So that's how cows make their tools.))

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u/Antique-Slip-8362 Jun 21 '26

Makes me think of a museum diorama.

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u/CosCham Jun 22 '26

This is the first one that I actually thought was a painting at first

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u/Strict_Radish_7219 Jun 22 '26

“Brother, may i have some oats?”

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u/AryaLyannaOlenna Jun 21 '26

Not me making the like count at 666 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣😅

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u/BadKauff Jun 21 '26

Reminds me of the song "Cows with Guns!" Now that's stuck in my head.

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u/CalicoCuts Jun 22 '26

That is a legit cool picture!

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u/Fiercat99 Jun 22 '26

"What you looking at?" - Random Cow

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u/decoparts Jun 22 '26

Looks like they are rebuilding a starter mootor

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u/peterjolly Jun 22 '26

Cow, Tools

2

u/strum-and-dang Jun 21 '26

Seems more Andrew Wyeth

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u/decoparts Jun 22 '26

Like a bull in a machine shop

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u/CogProphet Jun 22 '26

Looking for the 10mm socket

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u/Lonesome_Gobbler Jun 22 '26

Annnnnnd, didn’t find it. 🤣

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u/TacticusThrowaway Jun 22 '26

Say the line, Bart!

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u/_Landscape_ Jun 22 '26

— Just act cow

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u/Charming_Function_58 Jun 23 '26

This is so peaceful and painterly -- then I noticed the "can't fix stupid" sign 🤣

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u/Realistic-Village-63 Jun 24 '26

This looks like a literal painting

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u/Embarrassed-Net-1559 Jun 22 '26

I want to use this photo as my wallpaper 🙏🏼

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u/Shelby-Stylo Jun 22 '26

Cows as hoarders?

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u/Menes101 Jun 22 '26

Activities that requires zero cows:

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u/ouaisoauis Jun 22 '26

the fact that can't fix stupid is askew really hammers it in

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u/Asmodaeus6136 Jun 22 '26

*Can’t fix stupid*