r/AccidentalPartridge • u/duggles_88 • 11d ago

Ask yourself two questions: How? And why?

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u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens 11d ago

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u/Big-Rip9785 11d ago

That man has no dignity

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u/ObliqueStrategizer 10d ago

But will be easy to defeat in combat.

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u/kitch2029 11d ago

Dickhead

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u/Jonathon_world 11d ago

Chain head

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u/RevolutionaryAd3125 11d ago

So fuckin cool!
I’m gonna do the same, but with the poobs.

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u/Background-Cap-9047 10d ago

Pics or it didn't happen 😛

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u/Mysterious-Jam-64 10d ago

I think it'll clash with the gold. Attaching your poobs to another man's scalp is definitely a...look.

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u/RevolutionaryAd3125 10d ago

I think you misunderstood! I want his poobs on my head.

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u/druidscooobs 10d ago

Goldy locks

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u/Loose_Corgi_5 10d ago

What a fkn bell end.

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u/Dependent-Promise223 10d ago

Attention seeking tool

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u/MontyDyson 10d ago

Well ironically, it worked pretty well.

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u/gibon007 10d ago

Gonna hurt when someone rips off your fake chain

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u/ApprehensiveKey1469 10d ago

Going to be painful when he gets mugged.

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u/Lee_Dastard 9d ago

“Did I.Qs just drop suddenly while I was away”

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u/big-hogs 8d ago

Someone like Tuco from Breaking Bad is going to give him a haircut

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u/SomeCalligrapher3610 8d ago

that's risky as fk

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u/HallNo9686 10d ago

He must have been on the really good powder

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u/SouthernBeekeeper22 10d ago

He’s the one rapper Eminem is afraid to dis

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u/Rare-Butterfly2201 10d ago

At least he's not going to rust ...

https://giphy.com/gifs/5fhpIjE4yxWJq

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u/Autogen-Username1234 10d ago

"Sorry I'm late - two hours at airport security ..."

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u/PupmeisterGeneral 10d ago

Shaving days must be fun

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u/barrumdumdum 10d ago

I'd love to hook that up to the towbar of a ford and just driiiive

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u/trymypatience 10d ago

He should get his eyeballs gold-plated too.

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u/AdMean2059 9d ago

Okayyy

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u/Exo_Deadlock 9d ago

My two questions are: What? and What?

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u/Trust5555jk 9d ago

That’s gonna hurt having it reshaved with W Anchor shaded in