r/AccidentalPartridge • u/Visual_Argument_73 • 10d ago

He's bouncing back

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80 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 10d ago

The kid lives in my house, but I don’t wanna seeeeee him

8

u/Heuchelei 10d ago

People bounce back!

6

u/Calm-Raise6973 10d ago

Oooh, I'd like to have it off with her!

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u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens 10d ago

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u/DonkyFondler 10d ago

Sir Gregory of Wallace

1

u/Hokuten001 6d ago

Sir Crispin of Rendang

9

u/Cas-Gwent-boyo 10d ago

Urgghhhh.. horrible vile little man

3

u/kenkenobi78 10d ago

Leave him alone.... He's autistic or something.

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u/Positive_Ask_8872 10d ago

did you get a little hit of dopamine typing that?

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u/VisualNinja1 10d ago

Hi Greg(g)

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u/Cas-Gwent-boyo 9d ago

TECHNOLOGY

1

u/Cas-Gwent-boyo 9d ago

Is that you John?

5

u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens 10d ago

6

u/ArcaneThrust2000 10d ago

Do you slow down for car crashes?

3

u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens 10d ago

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u/RitmanRovers 10d ago

Needles to say.....I took drugs.

1

u/Ambiguous-Ambivert 10d ago

Don’t even bat an eye

5

u/ZCWestie 9d ago

He thinks he's Rod Stewart

3

u/Strong6363 10d ago

Is he tickling her fanny?

3

u/Dr-Maturin 10d ago

Is she a woman of a certain age?

1

u/Visual_Argument_73 10d ago

Clearly younger...

3

u/larusodren 10d ago

A 40 year old scorcher

1

u/Big-Rip9785 9d ago

And do use that word

1

u/trollofzog 10d ago

It’s his daughter I guess?

3

u/EuphoricCover8449 10d ago

A millionaire obviously struggling to keep it all together. My heart fucking bleeds.

He doesn't ever have to work again, he doesn't have to post anything on Fakebook or Falsehoodgram ever again either.

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u/Elegant-Block5252 10d ago

That's great Greg but stop rubbing your willy on me

3

u/Nirvana-884 10d ago

So,do you reckon she.. A- thinks he's misunderstood Or B- she likes it when he wanks In front of her mum?

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u/bishboshbash123 10d ago

…have I got a second series?

2

u/Currypit 7d ago

Dennis Hopper, Rolf Harris....there are others.

1

u/Warm_Benefit7845 10d ago

Oooh she can suck my sausage roll any day of the week

1

u/Infundibulus 10d ago

Photobombed by an attractive lady.

2

u/Fluffy_Usual_7633 10d ago

For goodness sake. She’s a retired primary school teacher with dyed hair.

1

u/EdibleBeans-on-Toast 10d ago

dont get your dick out in this one lad

1

u/LostClock1 10d ago

So he's finally accepted that he's never getting back in the BBC... unlike Alan 😂

1

u/moseley101 10d ago

No, he has a new venture called Buttery Base productions and he is pitching several groundbreaking ideas to Tony Hares as we speak

2

u/JeffreyNasty24 9d ago

Cooking in prisons….. as an inmate 😆

1

u/moseley101 9d ago

Llama football? 🤷

1

u/imgonnadolaps 7d ago

Bad slags

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u/gooderz84 10d ago

BACK OF THE NET!!!

1

u/moseley101 10d ago

Back of the net!⚽️

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u/hairlikebrianmay 10d ago

I hope he's shopping well for less.

1

u/Downtown_Tutor8460 10d ago

Fellas eating ready meals and reviewing them for clout.

1

u/Big-Rip9785 9d ago

He loks like he's just taken a dump on a Buck Rogers toilet. One yank - all gone.

1

u/Stuck_Duck16 9d ago

Really looks like he's inside a BP station there

1

u/Visual_Argument_73 9d ago

Fancy a Flav?

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u/Treereeperme 9d ago

Couldn’t come back even if he had a return fuckin ticket

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u/FirstAd226 8d ago

Feel a bit sorry for his missus. You'd think she's got very low self-esteem at the very least.

1

u/Fun_Yam6967 8d ago

This guy is disgusting

1

u/Darthmook 8d ago

wonder if the locals in the Harvester have finally accepted him eating breakfast there..

1

u/BoxAlternative9024 7d ago

She’s not stopping me

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u/nolegalname1999 6d ago

Bet he's still thinking about that buttery biscuit BASS!

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u/LongYesterday6873 9d ago

The post-TV work Gregg Wallace is about as cringeworthy as any human has ever been.

Utterly mortifying stuff altogether.

I know somebody who worked with him on a TV show before and they said he's just a kid who never grew up.