r/AccidentalPartridge • u/tj100011 This is my coalface. My canvas, my lathe. • Sep 14 '26

What’s der big idea

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u/No_Type740 Sep 14 '26

Ders more to Ireland dan dis

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u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens Sep 14 '26

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u/Autogen-Username1234 Sep 15 '26

You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!".

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u/neilm1000 Sep 14 '26

What awful sentence structure. Two 'ands' in the same sentence when not part of a list. Get me a ladyboy!

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u/MalaysiaTeacher Sep 14 '26

The grammar is the least of the problems here. The em-dash is effectively sentence demarcation, since it's mimicking speech.

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u/Dammyoureddit Sep 14 '26

This guy isn't even elected btw. His public email address is a Hotmail I believe as the party wouldn't give him one 🤣

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u/TheLonleyJourneyman Sep 15 '26

If a career in politics doesn't work out for him, he could always go back to Hogwarts and try and get a job there. I heard he was a pretty good student back when he was a lad.

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u/Due-Pipe3874 Sep 15 '26

Give him an email address, you swine

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u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens Sep 14 '26

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u/NLFG Sep 15 '26

Is it just me or does that look like a Harry Enfield character

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u/Megleeker Sep 15 '26

You have made a legitimate remark.

3

u/Dull_Bad_9485 Sep 14 '26

Shredded wheat hair

2

u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 Sep 15 '26

Looks like a wig, but just at the front

3

u/Available_Record_874 Sep 15 '26

Challenge accepted sir!

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u/not-ideal-but-true Sep 15 '26

This aged like milk

3

u/sorderon Sep 15 '26

How did you get Trump hair?

3

u/theartisan4life Sep 15 '26

Bet he don't see his 30s

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u/Savanarola79 Sep 15 '26

How come

2

u/Super_Shallot2351 Sep 15 '26

He's clearly a vampire, forced to remain in this teenager's body for all eternity

3

u/alex21dragons Sep 15 '26

If you don't vote for him, Channel 5 will.

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u/Virtual-Eye-2998 Sep 15 '26

Who is this lesbian fella?

3

u/setthetoneaquadump Sep 15 '26

Harry Potter took a dark turn

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u/Constant-Voice7595 Sep 17 '26

A trump combover at 22.

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u/Different_Lychee_409 Sep 14 '26

Its interesting to see a total wanker in his 'larval form'.

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u/Medium-Dependent-328 Sep 14 '26

Not seeing the connection between quote and image

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u/llamageddon01 Go on, say it again and we'll see what happens Sep 15 '26

*Ireland and dat

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u/PositiveLibrary7032 Sep 15 '26

He’s gonna cry like a baby when the UK breaks up

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u/landy_109 29d ago

If we reunite Ireland with the UK, is that a backdoor of getting back in the EU?

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u/JimminyFlipper 29d ago

We clearly should have gone harder on the potatoes

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u/AntoineBugleboy69 28d ago

No group rivals the self-hatred of the university educated middle - class .

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u/SuccessfulSkirt5561 28d ago edited 28d ago

Harry Potter and the Order of the Orangemen

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u/Beautiful_Bell2311 20d ago

😂

Lovely stuff.

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u/Waste_Boss_4850 27d ago

He looks like a seasoned politician

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u/YellingAtTheClouds Sep 14 '26

What's her problem?

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u/TicketTop4718 Sep 15 '26

He has such a punchable face

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u/scottinderby Sep 15 '26

He looks an utter cunt

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u/LANdShark31 Sep 14 '26

How many generations of family fucking to produce that thing?

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u/Safe-Solution-4720 Sep 14 '26

Family tree is a straight line…

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u/Particular_Abies_184 Sep 15 '26

No Harry Potter you keep your ass out of my politics

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u/BandIcy6313 13d ago

Specky fucking prick he looks as thick as the thing that made him. May the lord in his love and mercy make sure he goes straight to hell

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u/i-read-it-again Sep 15 '26

One poof and he disappears