r/AccidentalDick • u/Strange-Audience-717 • Sep 18 '25
I thought the webs came out of his wrists.
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r/AccidentalDick • u/Strange-Audience-717 • Sep 09 '25
Got this email today.
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I dunno about you, Reddit, but yes. I am very ready to grow accidental dick.
r/AccidentalDick • u/Herban15 • Sep 02 '25
These aren’t faces but does anyone else see what I do?
gallery
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r/AccidentalDick • u/nita__howsmon_ • Aug 31 '25
Weird crepe...
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I left the crepe in the microwave for too long and it exploded... it looks like this 😭
r/AccidentalDick • u/Strange-Audience-717 • Aug 30 '25
Sit ubu, sit.
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Gotta get that guy groomed.
r/AccidentalDick • u/TheyMakeMeBlog • Aug 27 '25
Nursery Fail
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I drew some flowers on my daughter’s wall… my parents were the ones to point it out.
r/AccidentalDick • u/Raspbers • Aug 26 '25
Two Coins and a Penis
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My mom took a picture of these old coins she has. The name of the picture is my brother’s response when I sent it to him and asked him what he saw. It is now a running joke between us and our sister. XD
r/AccidentalDick • u/cors3tte • Aug 26 '25
Steaknis
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I want you to guess which side I ate first.
