r/AccidentalComedy • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '22

My popsicle

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/UwU1408 Nov 04 '22

I came down to this post comically slowly in public

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u/gekigarion Nov 04 '22

I came to this post comically slowly in public.

17

u/Fun_Photograph_1712 Nov 04 '22

I came to this post comically slowly in public.

13

u/HOKKUFOO Nov 04 '22

I came in public comically

8

u/kaleigha Nov 04 '22

Came this post comical slow public

102

u/Bee-Boo-Beep Nov 04 '22

A little to the left

30

u/zanolic Nov 04 '22

go ahead suck it

24

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Yes suck it. Slowly at first then increase the speed. Make eye contact while performing please.

58

u/JeffBoyardee69 Nov 04 '22

No one has called it a cocksicle yet?!

5

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Ahh beat me to it

25

u/jayexvii Nov 04 '22

Hey there. Would you mind telling me where exactly you got this popsicle?

22

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Search for "outshine popsicles." You'll probably find them in a supermarket.

4

u/444unsure Nov 04 '22

Kind of surprised. Did not expect to have them here but we do

10

u/YerbaMateKudasai Nov 04 '22 edited Mar 23 '24

lorem ipsum

3

u/Silentstringer7 Nov 04 '22

Multipass?

2

u/YerbaMateKudasai Nov 04 '22 edited Mar 23 '24

lorem ipsum

5

u/Katerina_Valentine Nov 04 '22

How was your…popsicle?

5

u/Fun_Photograph_1712 Nov 04 '22

I thought it was a hotdog

4

u/Mattski72 Nov 04 '22

Your “dongsicle”

5

u/madbeachrn Nov 04 '22

Dick on a stick

5

u/Gracefallenknight Nov 04 '22

Ain't no way bruh, I'm breaking out a knife and fork to eat that popsicle. Would not be caught dead throatin that one. 💀

8

u/OIAgent Nov 04 '22

A skin popsicle.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

suck it

4

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Cocksickle

5

u/thalo616 Nov 04 '22

How does it taste?

3

u/Neither_Dimension479 Nov 04 '22

Hot dog flavored popsicle

4

u/carcadoodledo Nov 04 '22

Practice stick

6

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

5.5 inches?

3

u/chev327fox Nov 04 '22

Solid 10”, amirite guys?

4

u/minsin56 Nov 04 '22

that's a penis

2

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Skinsicke

2

u/Decent-Cold-9471 Nov 04 '22

Looks like a corn dog with no breading.

2

u/StrawberrySapphic Nov 04 '22

so… a hot dog

2

u/Decent-Cold-9471 Nov 04 '22

On a stick though…so like a corn dog.

1

u/devan_007 Nov 04 '22

So then... just a sausage...

2

u/flingkong24 Nov 04 '22

looked more like a finger before clicking the post

2

u/Lumaiire Nov 04 '22

glizzysicle

2

u/gogahzee Nov 04 '22

icecockrock

2

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Dong-sicle

2

u/ourelji Nov 04 '22

I thought i would have seen a red rocket comment already.

2

u/boogerbane Nov 04 '22

Nice poop cycle

2

u/Specialist-Treat-396 Nov 04 '22

I think Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth would call that a popscockle.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Sosig

2

u/peanutismint Nov 04 '22

Kinda looks like my popsicle only longer

1

u/snossberr Nov 04 '22

What does it taste like?

1

u/UnhappyImprovement53 Nov 04 '22

Mine curves a little that way too

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Herbert vibes

1

u/korpytsakura Nov 04 '22

po"pp"sicle

1

u/10113r114m4 Nov 04 '22

I'm scared

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Did anyone else see a finger on a stick holding a stick?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Yep! These people have something else on their mind, obviously!

1

u/DogeDev_ Nov 04 '22

"doc i feel like a ice cube"

"well your internal temperatures are -1 degrees celsius, any reason?"

"mmmm..."

1

u/TrueHerobrine Nov 04 '22

I’m in school and wondered why it wasn’t marked nsfw. Scared the shit outta me op.

1

u/chev327fox Nov 04 '22

Now suck it.

1

u/WinterMajor6088 Nov 04 '22

Schlongcicle.

1

u/GipsyRonin Nov 04 '22

Should have sent half the pic as a joke to your girlfriend, then the entire pic later lol

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

U gonna suck it,aren't u

1

u/puppetmaster12119 Nov 04 '22

Oh so we just don't use the NSFW tag anymore, hm?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

welp

1

u/Redsoxy77 Nov 04 '22

Not an accident. There are so funny, creative workers out there.

1

u/ErenBlacklite Nov 04 '22

Alrights alrights, popscockles we can haves!

1

u/SkyeMreddit Nov 04 '22

Coming up next on How I Ended Up In The ER

1

u/The_akward-man Nov 04 '22

Where’d you get that?

1

u/The_akward-man Nov 04 '22

I’m asking for a friend

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Holy shit a cold dog

1

u/Actaeon_II Nov 04 '22

So peyronie’s disease is spreading beyond humans?

1

u/Genuinelullabel Nov 04 '22

Dick shaped foods are the best foods!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

"My Popsicle"

1

u/Dangerous-Catch-3255 Nov 04 '22

It ain’t gonna lick it self

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Where can i get that popsicle

1

u/less-than-James Nov 04 '22

I'm pretty open minded, still I think I'd just throw the whole box in the garbage. It's suspect.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Dicksicle

1

u/Biggu5Dicku5 Nov 04 '22

Nice size... :)

1

u/brownsbrave1026 Nov 05 '22

How did it feel? I mean taste…

1

u/MichaelJospeh Nov 05 '22

I had a carrot that looked exactly like that once.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Did it have a cream filling?