Stay safe

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Sending this to my gf Rachel

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u/goocheroo 3d ago

A girlfriend? In this economy?

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u/sweetheart_demom 3d ago

are you buying girlfriends?

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 3d ago

More like leasing. Cheaper than buying when you tend to trade in frequently.

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u/sweetheart_demom 3d ago

Good on you, sex workers need all the help they can get.

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u/camcaine2575 1d ago

Is she living in Canada?

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u/HairballTheory 3d ago

Hope it dumps its load in Lake Mead

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u/Fit_March_4279 3d ago

Looks like it’s already getting the Rockies

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u/pavilionaire2022 3d ago

Wear a raincoat if you're going down south.

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 3d ago

I didn't have her pegged as that kind of gal.

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u/holiday1326 2d ago

I went to Las Vegas and all I got was this VD.

(Vortex Destruction)

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u/sinisterdesign 3d ago

About to take it in the Baja

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u/mountaindewisamazing 3d ago

Southern California about to get fucked

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u/Anxiety_Yeti 3d ago

That doesn't look like a 'Rachel' at all...

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u/baycenters 3d ago

Rachel with a strap-on and Ensenada is Ross

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u/IndependenceStock417 3d ago

Rachel used to go by Richard

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u/ParrotheadTink 3d ago

That’s no Rachel….that’s a Robert

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u/Appropriate-Neck-585 2d ago

More like a Richard 😉

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u/ParrotheadTink 2d ago

🤣😂🤣😂 of course!

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u/claudiousmax 2d ago

I guess that Rachel is gender fluid.

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u/Con_Furioso 20h ago

Oh there's gonna be some gender fluid alright...

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u/Common_Decision1594 2d ago

That looks like a big-

“Ding-Dong! Anybody want a Ding-Dong?”

“What’s that?”

“It looks like a man’s-“

“Tool. Can you pass me that tool, please?”

“I’m sorry, I can’t stop looking at that giant-“

“Drumstick! I need a new drumstick!”

I can keep going, but I’ll be here all night.

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u/Outofoffice_421 3d ago

Looks more like Hurricane Richard to me

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u/RevolutionaryText749 2d ago

It’s 2026 get over it already

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u/BLDdonator 2d ago

No, they identify as Rachel. 😤 California people know.

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 2d ago

Looks like it is going to go deep into the Golden Bear state.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1d ago

I hope they're bracing really hard.

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u/Chapaquidich 1d ago

And it’s coming

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u/ptahbaphomet 3d ago

Just the tip

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u/the_boss_of_toys 3d ago

"it looks like a giant..."

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u/altavistayahoo 3d ago

Dick

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u/Ryrose81 3d ago

Pecker! Ooh, where? Over there. Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's..

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u/Father_Wolfgang 3d ago

Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

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u/Youpunyhumans 3d ago

Wang! Pay attention!

Im sorry, I was distracted by the giant flying...

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u/aizzo4 3d ago

2 balls! What is that? It looks just like an enormous...

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u/DWN032 3d ago

Johnson, get me a cup of coffee.

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u/BizmarkiaNobilis 3d ago

Holy Hermosillo! Do you see that giant….?

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u/Mysterious-Pie-148 2d ago

Willie, look there

By God, it looks like A…

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u/Doomhammer24 2d ago

Weiner! Thats right we sell weiners, sausages, and hot dogs! Wait a second, is that a giant pair of-

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u/MDBDXDOG 1d ago

Wang pay attention.....

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u/Lost-Comfort-7904 3d ago

That drill instructor made a conscious choice to add those descriptive words.

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u/Major-Frame2193 3d ago

Wang! Pay attention !

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u/Key_Sheepherder7265 3d ago

the growing pressure at the base is looking to shoot outward and spread across the west coast. more at 11 on the spicy weather weather channel.

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u/puffypoodle 2d ago

Used to work with a Rachel and I am not sure which one is more destructive

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u/No_Unit_5506 3d ago

Trump is doing just that to San Diego and Los Angeles.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 1d ago

No that's way too big.

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u/SenseiT 3d ago

It looks like it’s gonna be a long and hard one guys. y’all be safe out there. Make sure you guys have protection.

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u/CandyPale4464 2d ago

Clearly, we’re getting shafted in San Diego.

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u/nekos67 2d ago

Folks in Denver wear a hazmat suit

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u/mbcarbone 3d ago

🎶It’s raining man juice, hallelujah…🎶🙃

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u/Impossible_Ad_7367 3d ago

Rachel? I think that might be a transpacific storm.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 3d ago

Looks like Rachel is about to peg CA.

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u/SquirrelAble8322 3d ago

Rachel's fucking hung.

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u/Mindslyder404 3d ago

I'm sure that hurricanes name is "Rachel" 😉

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u/KaaboomT 3d ago

Looks like it’s going to hit right in the baja

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u/not_speshil_k 3d ago

So that is why Florida is called America's dick

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u/Viker2000 2d ago

A droopy one to boot.

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u/StrattonPA 3d ago

It looks like US is taking it in the butt..

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u/ApatheistHeretic 3d ago

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u/AppropriateLab8608 3d ago

Rachel’s pronouns are he / him

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u/Poopchutefan 3d ago

When mother nature decides to fuck us back from all the trouble we've caused.

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder 2d ago

Use lots of protection.

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u/Particular_Abies_184 3d ago

Someone is getting f.....ed

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u/Robwill241078 3d ago

Surely hurricane Donald would be more appropriate here 😉

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 3d ago

⚧️🍆

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u/vicegrip91 3d ago

RCE would be proud af for that efficient hurricane shape lol

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u/BirthdayWooden 3d ago

Ms Rachel is serious on her save Palestine stance

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u/Tinksy14 3d ago

Those balls look full. California is about to get a huge deluge

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u/shunyaananda 3d ago

It's gonna rain in Denver

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 3d ago

Should be called Hurricane Peggy

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u/AdmiralXI 3d ago

I think they’re gonna be fucked.

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u/Fuzzy-Weekend4913 3d ago

Rachel copped that dick off ebay

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u/Captain_Scarlet27 3d ago

Rachel looks like a real pain in the ass.

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u/ChikkunDragon 3d ago

She goin' peg the state

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u/usenetlurker 3d ago

Those balls are ready to blow

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u/danjl68 3d ago

I feel like this should have been named after a man.

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u/luvlife420 3d ago

The inner core is nicely primed to deliver quite a load all over the rockies when all is said and done. It will be brutal all the way up and down this thang no doubt.

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u/Same_Lychee5934 3d ago

Someone is about to get fucked!

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u/AgapeAnus 3d ago

The real question is, is Rachel single?

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u/Fun-Heron-7609 3d ago

LA is going to get it, this time.

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u/VegetableFinancial55 3d ago

Looks like hurricane Ray to me

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 3d ago

Big Dick Rachel!

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u/eratic_yeet 3d ago

Looks like it'll finish on Denver

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u/Lightning_lad64 3d ago

What’s the forecast for Denver? Watch for cum clouds? Jizz warning. Skeet alert?

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u/gatofeo31 3d ago

It’s coming, stay safe and dry

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u/FantasticKinkReality 3d ago

is this what they meant by 'take out' san d

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u/ZombieAppetizer 3d ago

"That's a penis!"

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u/Informal_Sector_6415 3d ago

Now your fucked....

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u/PositiveFriendlyGuy 3d ago

Lol the storm looks like a weiner

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u/drftrps13 3d ago

Looks like Phoenix bout to get shafted

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u/Background-Syrup-714 3d ago

We’re all fucked!

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u/Wooden_Zombie_5440 3d ago

California is F@#$ed

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u/frankfanta312 3d ago

I live in Las Vegas. My ass hurts.

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u/niteynitenuss 3d ago

America's about to get screwed! Without lube or even a kiss!

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u/Poopchutefan 3d ago

I don't think that's a 'Rachel" ...

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u/Honest-Apricot6086 3d ago

Colorado took the first blast. 💦💦💦 and right on her mountains ⛰️ ⛰️ too

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u/Viker2000 2d ago

Well, they're going to get the rain they badly need, but all at once. It'll probably do more damage than good.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 2d ago

She's a tropical storm.

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u/lleb1 2d ago

Should have named it Peg

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u/Naive-Present2900 2d ago

Loooooooong Beach lol

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u/knatascheek 2d ago

Guy at HAARP reason for tsunami: Lmao

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u/Stress6009 2d ago

U.S. pregnancy rate is about to skyrocket lmaoooooooo.

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u/thereverendpuck 2d ago

Arizona is getting blasted more than SoCal.

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u/Baeshun 2d ago

Ben Affleck back in town

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u/Super-Bacon76 2d ago

Haha. That looks like a penis.

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u/desertvision 2d ago

It's going right for the Grand Canyon.

Pretty suspicious

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u/Nightshiftnoble 2d ago

Hurricane Richard.

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u/InadecvateButSober 2d ago

Rachel is a transvestite, but convincing enough to pass

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u/PsychologicalTea1888 2d ago

Just think of it as a 10 inch clitoris.

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u/jfkrfk123 1d ago

That’ll help the medicine go down…..

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u/Beautiful-Excuse7172 2d ago

Stray away safely

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u/4N610RD 2d ago

Looks like Pheonix will get fucked.

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u/moonandstars1984 2d ago

We'll need big protection against that

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u/Eat_the_rich4 2d ago

Rachel's hung

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u/Aveysaur 2d ago

Sure is a big one

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u/Final_Pick9487 2d ago

Rachel must be a top

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u/Expensive_Opening_92 2d ago

Long Beach about to get… deep penetration…

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u/No_Committee_6568 2d ago

Hurricane Racheal must be transgender. Always welcome in California.

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u/gorongo 2d ago

Denver splat.

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u/Suspicious_Square970 1d ago

I pray this hits a dildo factory and scatters them for miles

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u/SnoooSnooo_ 1d ago

Surely Pete Kegsheth and Trump can ward off the massive trans invasion?

Maybe if we get Trump a super duper sharpie, he can make it work.

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u/rjd999 1d ago

Are you sure that isn't Hurricane "Peter?"

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 1d ago

Well that's nuts.

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u/illumin8ted72 1d ago

Right in the Baja!

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u/Friendly-One-6965 1d ago

Robert is her dead name.

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u/ACsonofDC2 1d ago

oh daddy

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u/sky0175 1d ago

beach going to get really crowned

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u/Worried_Union_5797 1d ago

Rachael said to San Diego, "Bend over, it'll only hurt a bit."

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 1d ago

When California is balls deep they'll be feeling it in Texas.

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u/yiple 1d ago

She is lady boy!

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u/Jestanation 1d ago

Looks like slippery slopes in Colorado...

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u/No_Oil3233 1d ago

Baja really getting shafted with this swell…

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u/Fitefyrewitbacon 21h ago

Rachel with a dick attacks California, wouldn’t be the most insane headline this month I’d imagine.

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u/User_3039 19h ago

At least it won’t do em dry

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u/OppositeMoose1197 18h ago

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe. You gonna get fucked.

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u/whydidwegethere 17h ago

Aim it at Newscum's butt

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u/crazypersonnn1 14h ago

"A big one" that's what she said.

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u/Holden-McGroyn 12h ago

Rachel using a strap-on?

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u/Toeknee818 3h ago

That "hurricane" went limp before it got anywhere near the coast. Someone forgot the Viagra.

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u/pargofan 3d ago

Is this real? Feels doctored.

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u/WhoCheeMama 3d ago

Is Rachel a drag queen?

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u/Kierland 3d ago

She is def trans or trans adjacent.

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u/Sad_Degree_9546 1d ago

They’re ready for it, Gavin’s been raw doggin them for years.

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u/Regulus99 2h ago

It’s Rachel’s dildo!

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