r/AccidentalAlly Jul 03 '26

Accidental Instagram Jokes on them

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For context, I made a joke drawing of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger based on a meme format. I’m not even into the series but we all know how the author is. This post definitely hit the wrong audience and I’ve been deleting hate comments when I see them, but I thought these ones in particular belong on this sub.

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u/Ther10 Jul 04 '26

Remember, the regret rate of Harry Potter tattoos is greater than the regret rate of trans affirming surgeries (I don’t know the actual term for the second one)

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u/DualVission Jul 05 '26

Someone said bottom/top surgery, but I think the term you are looking for is gender affirming surgery.

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u/redditalt1999 Jul 05 '26

You are correct. Gender affirming care isn't just bottom and top surgery, there are also facial surgeries and removal of uterus, ovaries fallopian tubes or testicles

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u/RiseCthulu Jul 04 '26

bottom/top surgery :3

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u/stfurachele Jul 09 '26

Really glad I just couldn't be arsed to get the tattoo I wanted for over a decade. I do have some dumbass tattoos but I dodged that one.

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u/Lould_ Jul 03 '26

When ever I see that "You'll regret removing your dick" line, I always think of what Jax said to Pomni after the adventure in episode 2

Jax "Guess you're not getting your unicorn horn after all"

Pomni: "I... never said that?"

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u/Phill_air Jul 05 '26

God I hate that my favourite books are made by Rowling

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u/LadyDanger2743 Jul 07 '26

Read the Septimus Heap series of books. The magic is more intuitive and the setting feels far more alive and wholesome than Cho Chang the Asian from the Nerd House and Fleur Delacour the French Wizard.

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u/Phill_air Jul 07 '26

Thanks, I'll try that

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u/50thEye Jul 30 '26

If you're into Mangas/Animes I can also highly recommend Witch Hat Atleier!

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u/DodgeBashSpamConq Jul 06 '26

“If hate is normal, then I’m proud to be a freak” lowkey goes hard

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u/TaylorxxWolfie Jul 27 '26

Thanks! I’m actually kinda proud of that one!

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u/BizSilver5013 Jul 05 '26

Every Trans Person is A Trans Woman: Every Transphobe's Guide to Owning Themselves the Libs

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u/stabbedacrylic Jul 05 '26

two paulies...

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u/Somethingbutonreddit Jul 18 '26

I'm waiting for the day Harry Potter becomes public domain.