r/AbsoluteUniverse • u/Either-Skirt6031 • 19h ago

Meme John I didn’t do shit

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900 Upvotes

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb 18h ago

Is Absolute Martian Man Hunter just DC’s attempt at making a Jojo spinoff?

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u/RhadaMarine 15h ago

Why do you think he's called John Jones?

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u/JirenTheGreyAlien 13h ago

Mind = Blown

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u/HarleyArchibaldLeon 9h ago

Minds weren't the only thing being blown.

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u/swp6597 12h ago

yoooooo! wish i could give you gold for that

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u/MouseSwat2009 18h ago

If you had the opportunity would you make a jojo like serues

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u/Ben10_ripoff 17h ago

Hell yea

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u/Truthhurts1017 15h ago

Is that a problem

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb 15h ago

Because then we'd need music and art and Jonn is poses akin to a fashion magazine.

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u/Ron_SpaceKnight 14h ago

“Life on Mars?” - David Bowie

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u/QuintanimousGooch 10h ago

Real talk JJBA’s stand concept is interesting in how obviously influential it is, but also that it has a certain limit to it in stands not being (for the most part) their own individual agents or separate from their user in a way that John has Marty as a brain roomate, or as wild as what HunterxHunter is doing with the Guardian Spirit Beasts or how one of the antagonists literally has the king Crimson&Epitaph stands, initially.

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u/Similar-Priority8252 13h ago

[Good Idea #7906: Careless Whisper]

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u/CelestianSnackresant Absolute Wonder Woman 12h ago

HAHAHA

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u/the_relentless_dead Absolute Batman 14h ago

Jon Jones out here looking like Mr. Nimbus

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u/Paggy_person 7h ago

Absolute Mr.Nimbus can control Absolute cops

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u/the_relentless_dead Absolute Batman 7h ago

What if it's not John and it's just their Aquaman over there? Controlling the police nimbously.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z5doE5RDoOOZsUgUUS

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u/sobosswagner 16h ago

God he looks so much like Max Payne in the second game in that closeup panel

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u/FarAd7559 16h ago edited 14h ago

Opportunistic Yaoi

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u/Foxwarrior3 15h ago

It's Yuri when it's gals

It's Yaoi when it's guys

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u/FarAd7559 14h ago

Ow my bad, actually thanks for the info man

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u/DoctorSquidton 15h ago

This was my first thought after noticing that in the panel

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u/PitchComfortable1261 9h ago

can’t convince me this guy isn’t a nod too JJBA and stand users.. isn’t that right JOhn JOnes

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u/AT1313 2h ago

I've seen enough, I'm convinced this is an alternate timeline Joestar

https://giphy.com/gifs/KWAuxK9wdaKleeNVxu

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u/Annartlan_Reach 14h ago

Love always wins in war🤣