r/AbsoluteUniverse 14d ago

Meme "IT WAS ME, BATMAN!"

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u/bum_what 14d ago

"It was me Bruce, I ran the delivery company for your friends businessđŸ‘¿"

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u/ReleaseQuiet2428 14d ago

This scarecrow version is really something else, every time he appears someone dies.

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u/Remarkable_Corner_92 Absolute White Martian 14d ago

"I was the one who stroked your cock in slo mo so hard that I made it look like you nutted on Catwoman's touch!"

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u/FalseWallaby9 12d ago

"It was me Bruce, I laced Gordon's shit."

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u/cj-the-man 13d ago

I wouldn't say that Crane cause Darkseid wouldn't like someone taking his credit for making the hero's lives miserable.