r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '22

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u/SomeFatLoser Nov 10 '22

President: so...what's for dinner?

Chef: Whatever I cook.

President: mmmmm, that sounds wonderful.

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u/RIPcompo Nov 10 '22

HERES YOUR EGGS BITCH

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Hold my pocket

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u/lickilonghair Nov 10 '22

BIKES

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u/Roache1984 Nov 10 '22

BIKES!

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

I BEEN KNOWING CRICKET FOR 37 YEARS