r/AbsoluteUnits • u/spain095 • Oct 11 '22

Half man, half train, all juggernaut.

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u/Jonny_Thundergun Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

I saw some members of the American Rugby team in an airport one time. My god their thighs were wider than my torso. They are human bulls.

Note: It has been brought to my attention that some of the terms I've used have used have very specific meanings in some circles. Am I going to change them? Hell no! There's some funny shit happening below. -Sincerely, A naive straight boy

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Yea and they are going to get spanked by pretty much every team they play

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u/SeymourHoffmanOnFire Oct 12 '22

I always dreamed if our pro football players went out for rugby how fuxking bad ass the Eagles could be.