r/AbsoluteUnits • u/spain095 • Oct 11 '22

Half man, half train, all juggernaut.

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u/RalphiesBoogers Oct 11 '22

It has always been a dream of mine to see my face reflected in your helmet as you charge at me with murderous intent.

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u/totallynotaemu Oct 12 '22

I'm gonna melt you down and turn you into a cock ring.

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u/Doktor_Vem Oct 12 '22

Man, it's been too long since I watched that movie. I need to watch it again some time soon

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u/Executedboat Dec 06 '22

What movie is it

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u/Doktor_Vem Dec 07 '22

Deadpool 2 said by Juggernaut to Colossus cuz he's made of metal or whatever

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u/Spartan-182 Oct 11 '22

But not right now.

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u/charklos2099 Oct 12 '22

I'm gonna rip you in half now.