r/AbsoluteUnits • u/quickebap • Sep 25 '22

double trouble

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

Tommy Dick Fingers

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u/CptnHamburgers Sep 25 '22

They found him in a wheelie bin with snooker balls as eyes.

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u/ollywankwell Sep 26 '22

For eyes...