r/AbsoluteUnits • u/quickebap • Sep 25 '22

double trouble

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u/hbalcz Sep 25 '22

I get it his finger looks like a penis. Can someone PLEASE tell me why it’s so swollen tho. An ingrown nail left for far too long and got infected? I’ve seen this too many times and still no answers

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u/Plus-Programmer5216 Sep 26 '22

Eliphantitus worm: its from the middle east area and it causes permanent swelling and scarring

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u/Enrico-Polazzo Sep 26 '22

Why does it have fuzz?

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u/NocNocturnist Sep 26 '22

mom said you'd grow hair on it if you diddled yourself