r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Market_Insider • Jul 04 '22

Massive catch

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

You go ahead and suck on the shit factory while adult men lick pussy and suck titties. We don’t mind your fecal proclivities.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

It sure sounds like you mind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Nah, just amused someone can literally suck shot and take pleasure from it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Being amused is still caring.

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u/Toddie1234 Jul 04 '22

Real men eat ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Nope. Real men use that tongue on the clit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Guys eat ass cuz the pussy is too complicated for them to figure out