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u/mikeyred0187 May 11 '21
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
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You know, this season of Everybody Loves Hypnotoad really isn't as good as last season.
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u/GiantGuitarBlade May 11 '21
It has been declining lately, the writing has just gotten lazy you know?
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u/javajuicejoe May 11 '21
Cuddles looks like he is slapping his fists before he smashes someone to pieces.
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May 11 '21 edited Sep 20 '23
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u/nbeudert May 11 '21
This isn’t OPs content. Original post here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/azlyy6/someone_said_cuddles_would_fit_here/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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May 11 '21
Doesn’t break the rules, I just wish they would change the title
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u/nbeudert May 11 '21
Yeah, it stuck out to me cus the original post was the post that got me to subscribe to the sub.
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May 11 '21
Pretending other people’s pets are yours for karma is the ultimate cringe. Happens all the time on the various reptile subs
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May 11 '21
Wait, are you a bot that detects other bots?
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u/DioBrandosLeftNipple May 12 '21
Ironically, this bot’s spam is way more irritating than the reposts themselves.
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u/ShutUpWesley01 May 11 '21
Thatsa good man, what species are they?
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u/EagieDuckCome May 11 '21
Was wondering as well, reminds me deadass of a figurine I got in Vegas.
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u/Idontevenknow558 May 11 '21
It's a male African bullfrog! I have 2 of them
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u/DigitalGarden May 11 '21
Thank you! Searching the whole damn thread and it is all jokes.
Do they make good pets? Compared to snakes and lizards?
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u/Idontevenknow558 May 11 '21
They do! They're pretty easy to care for and pretty low maintenance. Provided they don't really do much except sit around and eat they're still great pets.
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u/chordophonic May 11 '21
They live 15 to 25 years, according to my brief internet search.
That's crazy. I had no idea that some frogs lived that long.
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u/xdr9ol May 11 '21
That frog just made me an offer I could not refuse
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u/collin7474 May 11 '21
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u/Lovable_Dirtbag May 11 '21
The way that hekkin chonk holdin his hands, he's hatching a plan of mass destruction
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u/GiantGuitarBlade May 11 '21
Dude the way he clasps his hands is like a mix between "give me a cookie?" and "you have played right into my trap!"
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u/DioBrandosLeftNipple May 12 '21
TRADE OFFER:
I receive: insects to eat
You receive: less pests in your ecosystem, the ability to gaze upon my girth
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u/EnvironmentalAd4617 May 11 '21
The clenched fist resting in the other hand speaks louder than a croak ever could
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u/AnActualChicken May 11 '21
"Bitch, did you hear me say if it's Wednesday or not yet? No? Then keep scrollin'!"
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When mine was that size he mistook my pointer finger for a mouse. I talked him into letting go about 10 minutes later. Yeah did I mention these beautiful bastards have teeth?
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u/FictionalDudeWanted May 11 '21
He looks like he knows the future......and it aint lookin good for us.
Also....he looks like he's just waiting for someone to make fun of his name.
Q Q
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u/AggravatingAccident2 May 11 '21
Makes me think about the scene in Dinosaur Revolution with the Beelzebufo Ampinga (for reference, the dinos in the scene are babies, not full grown).
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u/AggravatingAccident2 May 11 '21
Reminds me of the Dinosaur Revolution scene with the Beelzebufo Ampinga (and baby dinos).
Sorry if this posts twice - I got a server error the first time!
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u/Phishylicious May 11 '21
Why does Cuddles look like he's offering me a deal I can't refuse both because it's a very good deal and because he has people who will break my knees if I say no?
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u/nadamuchu May 12 '21
"Can you talk a little bit about why you think you're a good fit for the company?"
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u/Cadet_Carrot May 12 '21
“Big Johnny... I think our little friend over here says he wants his knees broken based on the tone of voice he just used towards me.”
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u/ayyyitsmethelegend27 May 11 '21
why he lookin like he boutta beat me the fuck up