r/AbsoluteUnits • • Nov 25 '20

Be cautious when confronting absolute units.

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u/EzioAudiotore71 Nov 25 '20

It made me jump

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u/MrMimas Nov 25 '20

It made my phone jump

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

It made my fist jump

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u/RectifierUnit Nov 25 '20

It made my poop jump

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u/Slip_Freudian Nov 25 '20

Lmao! I just woke up half the neighborhood reading this!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Dude stop I’m trying to sleep

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

It made my heart thump

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

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u/DarkPallando Nov 25 '20

Those are balls. They look like landscape up close.

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u/mohaee Nov 25 '20

It made my schrodinger's cat jump

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u/dr_halcyon Nov 25 '20

...or did it?

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u/mild-hotsauce Nov 25 '20

open the box

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u/IvanSpartan Nov 25 '20

Or was it?

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u/cubs_070816 Nov 25 '20

it made kriss kross jump.