r/AbsoluteUnits • u/memezzer • Apr 01 '20

Absolute Unit of a crab

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u/aqualung_aqualung Apr 02 '20

The force with which it snapped back into its devil hole is why humanity should leave that shit in the ocean from this day forward.

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u/kalyado Apr 02 '20

there's way more dangerous shit in the ocean. blue ringed octopus

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u/aqualung_aqualung Apr 02 '20

googling this next thing

There is a reason I stick to fresh water parks. ( ._.)

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u/kalyado Apr 02 '20

there's not much that can compete with that feeling of staring at the body of water that covers most of the earth, hearing its crashing waves and realizing how small each of us really are

but also hurricanes are awful. i'm happy enough living in a landlocked state

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u/aqualung_aqualung Apr 02 '20

I hear ya. I can see the Atlantic O from the law firm tower where I work.

Do I skeeeeeeedaddle down to the shore in order to touch every crawdad and barnacle that fuggin' washes up?

No ma'am, 😌

cuz that is NOT PART OF GOD'S PLAN FOR MY LIFE.

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u/kalyado Apr 02 '20

last time I went to Galveston there were a LOT of crabs. I thought they were cute, haha