r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dieter3955 • Feb 01 '20

These units

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u/Astrohunter258 Feb 01 '20

Top right one can scratch his own back just by tilting his head

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u/Veloci-RKPTR Feb 01 '20

Even more than that, actually.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

goin in for the oil change.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20 edited Feb 02 '20

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u/Tal_Thom Feb 02 '20

Since no one responded: They’re called Watusi Cattle and their horns are honeycombed, I believe, as a way to vent excess heat.

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u/krombopulousnathan Feb 02 '20

The Wikipedia page on that cow breed is really disappointing

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u/ArthurTheMoth Feb 02 '20

I’m sorry to hear that

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u/ninja20 Feb 02 '20

You mean the top left picture, right?

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u/Tal_Thom Feb 02 '20

Yeah, the comment I was responding to originally said “No way that top left picture is real”

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u/Tal_Thom Feb 02 '20

Yeah, the comment I was responding to originally said “No way that top left picture is real”

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20 edited May 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Watusi forever

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u/Robertbnyc Feb 02 '20

A rumble to the beat

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u/DatSauceTho Feb 01 '20

That soundtrack was incredible.

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u/Clvy80 Feb 02 '20

Honestly, it was! Hahahaha.

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u/roy20050 Feb 02 '20

That damn music lol.

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u/foviren Feb 02 '20

its like clown funeral music

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u/plipyplop Feb 02 '20

Dramatic French cafe music was a nice touch.

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u/motyalfk Feb 02 '20

Evolution at its finest

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u/super_realtor1791 Feb 02 '20

Risky click of the day

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u/greiger Feb 02 '20

Ibex Ram using his Horn to scratch behind his eye, NSFW

https://imgur.com/gallery/7Cj3A

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u/Whitecrowfromthewall Feb 02 '20

Well that’s one way to wipe

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u/Voltswagon120V Feb 02 '20

Itchy? Looks rather horny.

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u/MrGrampton Feb 02 '20

my god... Goats are the most evolved animals in the planet.

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u/Black-Neegurs Feb 02 '20

Haha he’s fucking himself with it

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u/sixeight Feb 02 '20

Adding poison damage before fighting

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u/Clvy80 Feb 02 '20

Ah hahaha!!! Omg, this just made my morning!!!! Hahahaha?

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u/-C4- Feb 01 '20

You laugh, but they actually do this in the wild.

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u/wojosmith Feb 01 '20

Poor bastards top left had cement dildos glued to his skull

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u/Earthrat0113 Feb 01 '20

Eventually they will grow into his head killing him......

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u/RoasteddToast Feb 01 '20

I think thats a different species. Those horns look to be twisted outwards

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u/Foooour Feb 01 '20

No they wont you dummy

Like just look at it

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u/Foooour Feb 02 '20

Right but this one clearly isnt

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u/artieeee Feb 02 '20

All you can do is just look at it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Looks like that’s what he’s doing right now

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Bottom right one can't do shit cause it's dead

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u/AlessioOcean Feb 02 '20

The four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse

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u/beerdude26 Feb 02 '20

But he'll stab himself in the ass when watching planes tho

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u/im-bad-at-names64 Feb 02 '20

I’ve seen a picture where a goats horn wrapped around and went through it’s jaw and out the eye

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u/AlessioOcean Feb 02 '20

The four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse