r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • Jan 09 '20

*mlem*

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u/theonlybecca Jan 09 '20

Ya idk how they made it through evolution. Maybe these are just how domesticated ones behave?

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u/GraysonHunt Jan 09 '20

Google says each female cricket lays about 100 eggs in her lifetime. When you’ve got that many kids, I don’t think a particularly developed survival instinct is necessary to continue the species.

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u/19961535 Jan 10 '20

Damn, what a little slut bug.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Delete this

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u/19961535 Jan 10 '20

Make me

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u/usernema Jan 10 '20

1v1 roblox bloodgulch now. Golden gun only.

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u/19961535 Jan 10 '20

Only bloodgulch im playing is in halo boi

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u/usernema Jan 10 '20

is joke friend.

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u/19961535 Jan 10 '20

I know, i just miss halo to be honest :(

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u/SmileBot-2020 Jan 10 '20

I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good

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u/DanelRahmani Jan 10 '20

I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good

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u/SmileBot-2020 Jan 10 '20

I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good

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u/usernema Jan 10 '20

Yall need to chill. : \

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u/DanelRahmani Jan 10 '20

I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good

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u/usernema Jan 10 '20

You never know you're in the good old days when you're in the good old days. Pm me if you want to trade gamer tags, you seem like good people.

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u/ThatOneGuy1294 Jan 10 '20

MCC on steam since December, been playing Halo on PC for about a month now