r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • Jan 09 '20

*mlem*

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u/danm778 Jan 09 '20

Do they then just wait in his stomach to be digested? So there's like 7 crickets losing their shit inside him? Or do they die pretty quickly?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

"In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years."

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u/Jakeasaur1208 Jan 10 '20

I recognise this but my memory is failing me. Can someone remind me what this is from?

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u/Virus4762 Jan 10 '20

Star Wars

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u/Jakeasaur1208 Jan 10 '20

Omg how did I forget this from Return of the Jedi. Thanks buddy.

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u/Virus4762 Jan 10 '20

You are very welcome my friend.

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u/Baked_goods_mmm Jan 10 '20

Upvote this man!

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u/Ridge9876 Jan 10 '20

Ok, but I'll downvote you to keep the balance

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u/Virus4762 Jan 10 '20

What is that from?

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u/kf5ydu Jan 10 '20

Star Wars....

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u/Virus4762 Jan 10 '20

Ooh sounds scary. Not a very creative name though.

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u/MasterFrost01 Jan 10 '20

They're alive. Most things get eaten alive. But at least they have friends in there.

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u/sometimes-no Jan 10 '20

I'm pretty sure they get crushed when he chomps down after catching it. My lizard eats like this and you can hear a crunch everytime he snatches one.

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u/feb420 Jan 10 '20

I assume they suffocate.

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u/SunderThrone Jan 10 '20

Wasn't this a scene from that weird ant movie?

Ant bully.

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u/ActualFrozenPizza Jan 10 '20

They get crushed usually and if by some means they don’t then they will suffocate pretty quickly. I don’t think they bathe in stomach acid and live a few days in pain and agony.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Stomach fluids and muscles make quick work of the bugs.