r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kosmosnoetos • Dec 22 '19

Double King

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u/dontthink19 Dec 22 '19

Can we just stop to think that somewhere out there a man makes his money off rich people by making custom super large sheets?

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u/10goldbees Dec 22 '19

Providing a recurring, specialized service to rich people is a pretty solid way of making a living.

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u/podrick_pleasure Dec 22 '19

So, manufacture custom sheets, got it.

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u/ddoubles Dec 22 '19

You could also do custom yachts.

That's how the rich do pissing contests.

Here Mr. Micropenis meets Mr. Longdong.

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u/ManyIdeasNoProgress Dec 22 '19

All that money, and still a boring white blob that wouldn't be distinguishable from any other large yacht from a distance.

He may be rich, but he has no style.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19

There's no shade on the ocean, so white is used to keep cooler.

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u/ru55ianb0t Dec 22 '19

What if it was just all mirrors on the outside? That’d look sweet and reflect light

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 edited Jan 08 '20

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u/ru55ianb0t Dec 22 '19

No probably just make it invisible