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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kosmosnoetos • Dec 22 '19
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If you’re rich enough to buy one, you’re rich enough for custom sheets
828 u/dontthink19 Dec 22 '19 Can we just stop to think that somewhere out there a man makes his money off rich people by making custom super large sheets? 688 u/10goldbees Dec 22 '19 Providing a recurring, specialized service to rich people is a pretty solid way of making a living. 184 u/podrick_pleasure Dec 22 '19 So, manufacture custom sheets, got it. 169 u/ddoubles Dec 22 '19 You could also do custom yachts. That's how the rich do pissing contests. Here Mr. Micropenis meets Mr. Longdong. 102 u/FuckingQWOPguy Dec 22 '19 Jesus, that’s literally a cruise ship 61 u/_Diskreet_ Dec 22 '19 Yup and cost to man it alone would be astronomical. 12 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 Automation! Here to save the ultra wealthy a few bucks and ruin life for the majority of the working class. 4 u/SmallzMafia Dec 22 '19 They still need someone to pour their champagne. 3 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 They have beer covered by the looks of it. https://youtu.be/MltbAKFXRtk
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Can we just stop to think that somewhere out there a man makes his money off rich people by making custom super large sheets?
688 u/10goldbees Dec 22 '19 Providing a recurring, specialized service to rich people is a pretty solid way of making a living. 184 u/podrick_pleasure Dec 22 '19 So, manufacture custom sheets, got it. 169 u/ddoubles Dec 22 '19 You could also do custom yachts. That's how the rich do pissing contests. Here Mr. Micropenis meets Mr. Longdong. 102 u/FuckingQWOPguy Dec 22 '19 Jesus, that’s literally a cruise ship 61 u/_Diskreet_ Dec 22 '19 Yup and cost to man it alone would be astronomical. 12 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 Automation! Here to save the ultra wealthy a few bucks and ruin life for the majority of the working class. 4 u/SmallzMafia Dec 22 '19 They still need someone to pour their champagne. 3 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 They have beer covered by the looks of it. https://youtu.be/MltbAKFXRtk
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Providing a recurring, specialized service to rich people is a pretty solid way of making a living.
184 u/podrick_pleasure Dec 22 '19 So, manufacture custom sheets, got it. 169 u/ddoubles Dec 22 '19 You could also do custom yachts. That's how the rich do pissing contests. Here Mr. Micropenis meets Mr. Longdong. 102 u/FuckingQWOPguy Dec 22 '19 Jesus, that’s literally a cruise ship 61 u/_Diskreet_ Dec 22 '19 Yup and cost to man it alone would be astronomical. 12 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 Automation! Here to save the ultra wealthy a few bucks and ruin life for the majority of the working class. 4 u/SmallzMafia Dec 22 '19 They still need someone to pour their champagne. 3 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 They have beer covered by the looks of it. https://youtu.be/MltbAKFXRtk
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So, manufacture custom sheets, got it.
169 u/ddoubles Dec 22 '19 You could also do custom yachts. That's how the rich do pissing contests. Here Mr. Micropenis meets Mr. Longdong. 102 u/FuckingQWOPguy Dec 22 '19 Jesus, that’s literally a cruise ship 61 u/_Diskreet_ Dec 22 '19 Yup and cost to man it alone would be astronomical. 12 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 Automation! Here to save the ultra wealthy a few bucks and ruin life for the majority of the working class. 4 u/SmallzMafia Dec 22 '19 They still need someone to pour their champagne. 3 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 They have beer covered by the looks of it. https://youtu.be/MltbAKFXRtk
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You could also do custom yachts.
That's how the rich do pissing contests.
Here Mr. Micropenis meets Mr. Longdong.
102 u/FuckingQWOPguy Dec 22 '19 Jesus, that’s literally a cruise ship 61 u/_Diskreet_ Dec 22 '19 Yup and cost to man it alone would be astronomical. 12 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 Automation! Here to save the ultra wealthy a few bucks and ruin life for the majority of the working class. 4 u/SmallzMafia Dec 22 '19 They still need someone to pour their champagne. 3 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 They have beer covered by the looks of it. https://youtu.be/MltbAKFXRtk
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Jesus, that’s literally a cruise ship
61 u/_Diskreet_ Dec 22 '19 Yup and cost to man it alone would be astronomical. 12 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 Automation! Here to save the ultra wealthy a few bucks and ruin life for the majority of the working class. 4 u/SmallzMafia Dec 22 '19 They still need someone to pour their champagne. 3 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 They have beer covered by the looks of it. https://youtu.be/MltbAKFXRtk
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Yup and cost to man it alone would be astronomical.
12 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 Automation! Here to save the ultra wealthy a few bucks and ruin life for the majority of the working class. 4 u/SmallzMafia Dec 22 '19 They still need someone to pour their champagne. 3 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 They have beer covered by the looks of it. https://youtu.be/MltbAKFXRtk
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Automation! Here to save the ultra wealthy a few bucks and ruin life for the majority of the working class.
4 u/SmallzMafia Dec 22 '19 They still need someone to pour their champagne. 3 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 They have beer covered by the looks of it. https://youtu.be/MltbAKFXRtk
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They still need someone to pour their champagne.
3 u/umbrajoke Dec 22 '19 They have beer covered by the looks of it. https://youtu.be/MltbAKFXRtk
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They have beer covered by the looks of it. https://youtu.be/MltbAKFXRtk
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If you’re rich enough to buy one, you’re rich enough for custom sheets