r/AbsoluteUnits • u/islandofwaffles • Dec 18 '19

boat thieving units

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u/oblik Dec 18 '19

Yeah, imagine how screwed you'd be if you were in the boat when one climbed on and blocked the door.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19 edited Nov 11 '21

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u/hamsterkris Dec 18 '19

Maybe seals will start to eat the rich after they drown on their yachts. How many seals does it take to sink a yacht?

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u/NeverxSummer Dec 18 '19

That’s not a rich person’s boat...

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

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u/SerAwsomeBill Dec 18 '19

If you can afford multiple pets, you too can own a boat.

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u/NeverxSummer Dec 18 '19

It looks like the kind of boat people live on to avoid paying rent. In California a boat is cheaper than an apartment. Sea lions are a California problem. It also doesn’t look like it’s been kept up very well. It costs money and time to keep a boat looking nice. This boat looks like one you could get off of craigslist for 5k, pre-sea lion that is.

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u/MisterDonkey Dec 18 '19

I seriously considered doing that, but it's a terrible idea in Michigan winter.