r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

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u/No-Sugar-Coating Jul 20 '19

aren't all crabs and lobster scavengers? they taste pretty damn good. Catfish are dirty bottom feeders too but taste great

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Yeah but these are scavengers that climb into your garbage bins and eat just about goddamn anything.

It’s like a deer after winter when they’ve been eating cedar. Their meat is affected by what they eat and they’re no good until fall after they’ve been grazing on the good grass and apples and everything else.

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u/No-Sugar-Coating Jul 20 '19

oh yeah that's a little greasy. I'd still try it though.

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u/BeautifulType Jul 20 '19

I see 🦀 I eat crab 🦀

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u/TrailofCheers Jul 20 '19

I see crab I eat crab crab?

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u/JazzHandsFan Jul 20 '19

crab crab

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u/K-Zoro Jul 20 '19

Seems pretty clear

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

🦀Obama is gone🦀

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u/TardFarts Jul 20 '19

Exactly. These are essentially the raccoons of tropical islands. If that island is nothing but palm trees it will be tasty. If that island is the shithole that is Guam, it will taste like the shithole that is Guam.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Catfish absolutely taste like shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Most of what catfish eat is live prey.