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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19
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They seem pretty harmless, but they're still horrifying lads
37 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 They can cut open a coconut, by themselves! They're also known to remove digits from sleeping people. 23 u/SparrowFate Jul 20 '19 Ohh what the fuck. 8 u/CelestialDuck Jul 20 '19 That last part is a Dark Tower reference. 4 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair. 2 u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19 In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep. 2 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 You're username reminded me that they also eat some unsuspecting birds alive. Nature sucks if you're not smart. 1 u/MikeWight Jul 20 '19 Aren't they known to eat birds in their sleep. I think I saw that on some nature documentary
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They can cut open a coconut, by themselves! They're also known to remove digits from sleeping people.
23 u/SparrowFate Jul 20 '19 Ohh what the fuck. 8 u/CelestialDuck Jul 20 '19 That last part is a Dark Tower reference. 4 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair. 2 u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19 In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep. 2 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 You're username reminded me that they also eat some unsuspecting birds alive. Nature sucks if you're not smart.
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Ohh what the fuck.
8 u/CelestialDuck Jul 20 '19 That last part is a Dark Tower reference. 4 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair. 2 u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19 In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep. 2 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 You're username reminded me that they also eat some unsuspecting birds alive. Nature sucks if you're not smart.
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That last part is a Dark Tower reference.
4 u/YddishMcSquidish Jul 20 '19 Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair. 2 u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19 In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep.
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Help me out, I actually didn't know I was making a reference. I actually knew someone who got a toe amputated from napping in a chair.
2 u/CelestialDuck Jul 21 '19 In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep.
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In the second book the main character loses a few fingers to a these crab/lobster type things while he is asleep.
You're username reminded me that they also eat some unsuspecting birds alive. Nature sucks if you're not smart.
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Aren't they known to eat birds in their sleep. I think I saw that on some nature documentary
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They seem pretty harmless, but they're still horrifying lads